Insipid

What quantifies as the best song? What the musician believes to be the best? What is the most popular with the public? You have to remember the most famous songs are released as singles after the full album is released. And especially these days with streaming platforms like Spotify, most people don't listen to full albums in the first place. I think such an arrangement would make sense with a greatest hits albums, but the songs in those are usually arranged in chronological order.

Nah, it's just the writers being lazy. How can I have this character have a secret divulged? Oh, a diary! Notice how fiction rarely if ever mentions online diaries like Evernote, where the odds of secrets being compromised are much lower.

I'd actually be sad if all Red Lobsters closed. It's not the best, I know, but the cheddar biscuits, clam chowder, lobster bisque, and caesar salad are bomb.

Too rainy to see, but the sky did look brighter than usual. Honestly didn't excite me as much as the solar eclipse did 🤷‍♂️

Being greeny, for one.

Or maybe it's gonna give you the ultimate waifu experience despite all your flaws, greeny. Only time will tell.

More justifiable than Spanish Catholic torture devices.

I mean, virtual reality should be very promising in our golden years. So what if we're shitting ourselves in the background?

Oh please, stop it. Nutella is pretty good, but I can live without it. Plain ole peanut butter is so much better.

A 100 calorie fruit bar. I had too many calories earlier in the day. 😭

I suppose. Mormonism seems to be an excuse to practice polygamy, although ironically it seems to be one of the less harmful denominations of Christianity.

Want to see a show that only costs 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback.

palak paneer and chicken tikka masala

I am so glad I focused on weight loss this year. I had quite a bad day yesterday unrelated to dieting, but thinking of my progress prevented me from falling into a bout of depression.

astronomy

I did something pretty petty today. Someone took my wet clothes out the washing machine and placed it on the dryer, which I was using. I was not late at all. I was waiting for my clothes to be done drying. They were too impatient. I unplugged the washing machine. Go fuck yourself. Of course, I then went to a different floor to dry my clothes, lol

He's just embarrassed they fucked and he knows his clone won't be able to keep it secret.

You should be like: got dam that hot. Let fuck.

I had gastritis last night from drinking, but I woke up with a relatively mild hangover. I just don't understand my tolerance with alcohol anymore. I think it's gonna be months before I drink again, and it will probably be without the intent to get drunk.

Raising Cane's and alcoholic slushies from the gas station. Getting shitfaced tonight. 🥴

I'll get banned if I say what I want to. 😐

You know, it's funny. The last post he made during the 20th anniversary answers this quandary.

Looks like you got your priorities straight. Her husband still wants to kill you, you know. 🤭