Insipid

I'm honestly jealous. My daddy issues run deeper than fugg's hooha. 😭

So father's day is coming up. Let's share our daddy issues. Be as sappy or depressing or neutral as you want. I'm not gonna overshare with details, but I haven't spoken to my father for nearly 12 years now. He last called me on my birthday only to talk about himself. I don't really care to ever speak to or see him again.

over 8; magnums don't fit him

Why do I have to have such a braindead sense of humor? 😭

I set my hopes too high, opening this thread and expecting a punchline 🙃

Most of us were conceived on beds. Most of us were born on beds. Most of us will die on beds. Gross.

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Keep your anger bottled, and then let out a huge shit on her grave.

chicken biryani at the max spice level I needed this. My breath feels like it's on fire.

Japan, Germany, and Italy along with Spain, France, and Singapore have the strongest passports this year. There's a tasteless joke to be made.

i hope gjostrek canninto some thkng big wow

Oh Greeny.

Omg stop being a narcissist. I'll have you committed . . . to fuggs.

I personally like that annual inspections are required in my state. Used cars are less risky to purchase, for one thing.

The Birdface battle in SMB2 used to scare me as a child.

Shit, my original comment was supposed to be for another thread. Spaghetti.

Not a parent, but that Lume bitch is the one who seemed to start the trend of explicitly mentioning body parts for deodorant. Arms, pits, feet, private. She must have a fetish. 🤮

Are you high? Is this all a drug-induced craze? I'm starting to think all this becoming a psychologist talk is merely a fantasy. I don't recall you ever being this unhinged in the past.

ban on sight time

That is why I mentioned KN's and Pat's professions in the other thread. They can ruin this idiot with their combined knowledge.

You're like 30 years too old to be making these kind of threats. Grow the fuck up.

According to his profile, he's 44. That made me feel a lot better about myself. Edit: And I must add, I know of quite a few adults who never really had an arc of true character development because of overprotection and/or being too spoiled from their parents, and they often act as perpetual victims when they cannot handle the vicissitudes of life.

It's so tame here these days. I feel you have to actively be looking for trouble now to experience it. Whatever.

Please tell me you still hit it and quit it.

Someone had an orgasm on the Judas chair? Yeah, it was bound to happen.

4 more months, my car will be completely paid off. 4000 extra dollars a year.