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I love the Swedish caviar that comes in what looks like a toothpaste tube. I haven't seen it in stock for a while at IKEA. I have a feeling because of the trade wars, I may never get to have it again unless I go to Europe. 😑

Happy birthday 🎉

Youtube keeps recommending me videos of kids doing random things while their parents can be heard in the background arguing about divorce. Why you tryna remind me of my childhood, youtube? 😂😭

You have to be living under a rock to not have heard of Billie Eilish. The other two aren't as famous.

Glock tucked, big t-shirt, Billie Eilish

I think The Catcher in the Rye has had an influence on Main Character Syndrome omnipresent in contemporary American culture. (I just felt like saying something deep and stupid.) I first read when I was 13, while my parents were going through a divorce. I think I'll read it again soon.

I think crepes are somewhat overrated . . . but when I get served them I always happily eat them. 😑 Also, Eastern European crepes, palatschinke (pronounced like paula-chinky), has to be one of the dumbest-sounding words ever.

Do you think Sabrina Carpenter is a slut?

The older I get the more I hate that son of a bitch. I'm probably still double digits though. 25 percent I guess.

You can do it, you know.

Two of my favorite games from 2010, Fallout: New Vegas and Mass Effect 2, feature the protagonist dying horribly in the beginning and getting revived. Interesting coincidence.

chicken biryani ofc 😑

Had a succulent meal of veal parmegan at Olive Garden, prepared by the highly esteemed Chef Boyardee.

Oh well. I think fuggs still has several lost somewhere within the depths of the hooha.

Fish fry, tempura style

No, it's a separate language. Oktoberfest bar maids speak German, which sounds neutral to my ears. Dutch sounds like German spoken with a throat infection.

Got kicked out of Six Flags Magic Mountain for vaping while riding Goliath. He then went to Universal Studios Hollywood and got kicked out for vaping in Princess Peach's Castle.

Please hang in there in these trying times. I feel so bad for trans people right now. Why do you want to learn Dutch? I think it is such a horribly ugly-sounding language, lol

Wants to ride the party bus to Six Flags.

Now that's just mean. Becoming a caretaker for your mother-in-law can't be that bad . . .

fuggs calls her hooha the Garden of Eden when she lets her pubes grow long.

Rode the sybian on Howard Stern's show to make her daddy proud.