You don't drive, you don't own your own house, you don't have a significant other, you have no kids, you don't travel the world . . . and somehow, your "retirement" is supposed to be envied? One inevitable major medical problem will ruin you and yoyr finances. Godspeed.
"This may have been worth 25 dollars, but the heavy cigarette smell knocks its value down in half."
"Conditioned response."
"Oh no, not this again. Take it or leave it."
"Conditioned. Response."
"It's twelve, final. Or fuck off."
You know, I wonder:
It has been proposed that deficits in theory of mind may occur in people with autism, anorexia nervosa, schizophrenia, dysphoria, addiction, and brain damage caused by alcohol's neurotoxicity.