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@discolé monade Good job on your French course lately. Happy studying. And to everyone else, now is a great time to stop being a pathetic monolingual beta cuck. (That phrase is unironically used in the content I follow nowadays and idgaf if it sounds cringe outside of that context.)

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Zhuzhing is the new bougie. I am now an old fart for getting pissed at slang so often.

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I wanna kill myself.

Feeling emboldened now?

TIL lululemon gets its name from making fun of Japanese Engrish. lol, assholes.

Third time is a charm: my third time trying to make chicken biryani and this time it wasn't too oily or mushy. I'm so proud, and idgaf about the lighting.

"America deserves Trump, but the world doesn't."

They're raiding your pension soon, you know.

I found a very relevant post.

Man, gooning sounds so fucking stupid. Let's bring back fapping.

Back on topic, homemade chicken biryani from an Indian friend. The last two times I tried to make my own biryani it came out too oily and mushy. Plus, it's so labor intensive . . . despite that, I wanna try making it again this week. I must be a masochist.😩 Edit: Jesus Christ, this biryani was spicy. I may be waking up in the middle of the night and regretting this soon. 😩

Damn, you should have said kudasai. Happy belated birthday 🎂

I feel very hopeful for our future.

Appoaching-65-and-never-having-sex-dry.

Uh oh, looks like someone feels dry again . . .

My shitty opinion: re-electing Trump is like Brexit for America. The UK thought British exceptionalism was enough for them to pull through the increasingly glodbalized economy, but they are suffering and will continue to suffer. Fortunately, I don't think the US will be in as bad if a spot, as we do have the largest economy and access to both oceans, along with a powerful military. Still, American soft power is probably gonna wane.

That is vile CCP spyware 😑

Someone here who probably watched Alex Jones seriously had an old spouse who had layers like an onion.

I dunno if I'll get one, but I am deleting my twitter account.

good news https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/s/PpkRqu3KrF

Why trashy people be bringing their fucking dogs into Walmart and the like now? Those workers ain't paid enough to already be overtasked and clean up after your stupid pets.

C'est classique goatse tub girl 2 girls 1 cup 1 guy 1 jar fugg's hooha