Insipid

No, you reported me! I got you where it hurts. Ha ha, I still got it.

Like you and operating an automobile?

You use a local garage as a reference for this? Don't you have any boomer friends who are motorists? Oh, I suppose the boomers who were more proper in societal expectations don't bother giving you any time of day. Woe is you. It's a shame that one thread was taken down. I was just getting started.

Chicken curry with garlic naan from my favorite Indian restaurant. When the guy picked up the phone he recognized my voice and thought I was gonna order chicken biryani. 😭

I remember my old coworker, very conservative. She believed in much of the expected right wing shit but she did believe in climate change. One thing she brought up was the insect decline. Windshields used to be so dirty back in the day, even in the 90s, a time I was alive to remember. Boomers frequently mention the windshield phenomenon. Oh right, you can't drive, so you won't understand. Oops.

Perhaps. I imagine you to be balder and what hair you have to be whiter. Edit: And that pic is over 10 years old now.

I went out to the zoo today. The weather was very nice. The cafe was very hectic, but I found excellent seating outside. It was in the shade under a tree and about fifty feet from a giraffe. There was also a bird in the tree above me that did not move at all while I ate, but it shat a few times on the seat next to me.

Are you calling yourself a weed?

Rotiserrie chicken from Sam's Club, kimchi, and riced cauliflower. I did not like the riced cauliflower that much; it is definitely not a replacement for white rice. I don't know what I was thinking; there is no replacement for rice for me.

I've been really getting into smoothies lately. I have concocted my own original recipe that is high in protein, fiber, potassium, probiotics, nitrates, and antioxidants, and the pH is controlled to not be acidic. It costs about 5 dollars to make for almost 40 ounces of liquid. Ordering it at a cafe would easily be over 20 dollars. Quite a meal replacement. I really go all in when the mood suits me.

Agreed.

Looks like I gotta spell this out. Rhetorical question: a question asked in order to create a dramatic effect or to make a point rather than to get an answer.

Who the fuck is Mister Creosote? Rhetorical question, I don't care.

I was a fat ass this morning and ate 3 slices of pizza . . . so for dinner, I ate a cheese omelette with kimchi, a pear, and a glass of V8. Rather depressing, But I am glad I managed 2.5k calories for the day, got over 25 grams of fiber and over 150 grams of protein. This is why I like fasting. It forces me to save room for a sumptious meal in the evening. Breakfast can go kick rocks.

I haven't used a desktop or laptop for quite some time now 🙃

A fat slut, you say?

Nah, but here are two pedophiles attending the opening of the Taj Mahal casino.

Not directly. Who is paying for the tariffs?

Fine, for now, it's all Carl Icahn's fault. Whatever. Why would such an esteemed businessman like Trump peddle a lie that other countries pay for tariffs though? 💩💩💩💩💩

Like a businessman who bankrupted several casinos and is now making dumbasses believe other countries pay tariffs on imported goods? 😈

Lola, the Redeemable.

Yesterday, I had chicken biryani from a restaurant. Today, I had chicken biryani from a Pakistani friend. Tomorrow, I may have it from an Indian friend. Yep, I am obsessed. Idgaf.