Insipid

Avatar without aliens, basically. James Cameron's ex wife snubbed him of best picture in 2010 instead of Avatar . . . so at least the drama behind the scenes is entertaining. One of the biggest travesties is when of all people Gwyneth Paltrow won best actress when she fucking sucks. She only won because she showed off her asshole to Harvey Weinstein.

I disagree. Last year's Oscars introduced me to some great films like Poor Things, Zone of Interest, and Anatomy of a Fall. Then again, I suppose I am pretentious myself. 😑

I kind of want to watch the Oscars, but at the same time I feel like Hollywood is largely responsible for allowing a personality like Donald Trump to exist and be normalized. I'm sure he'll be the butt of many jokes. He made it known last year that he watches the Oscars. meh, the more I think about it, skip. These elitists can have their circle jerk. I'll just read the winners later.

Is going off the rails on a crazy train with all the references to Olive Garden.

Wants to eat sushi nyotaimori style . . . off Rosie O'Donnell.

Doesn't give one single fuck about GTA6 coming out ever because he got so fed up with Big Smoke yelling at him for not following the damn train.

At Olive Garden, he frequently orders the fagioli and intentionally mispronounces it each time.

Called the Olive Garden waitress who gave him horrible service a fat bombaclot pussyhole gal.

I was thinking of just how insane mumbo was. He seriously got offended by the uemb discord password of "notwelcome," taking it personally.

I wonder. 🤔 Anyway, cheeseburger.

lol, of course it wasn't gonna go well. There was some solidarity when Michelle Obama tried to make kids' lunches healthier. Do we wanna open that can of worms now? (yes) Regardless, I have a feeling we will have more successful demonstrations down the line when things inevitably get more dire.

Brought the Judas chair to Olive Garden when they had a Renaissance themed night . . . along with fuggs, dressed as a harlot.

Intentionally tripped a waitress at Olive Garden and made her fall into an embarrassingly compromising pose. edit: sorry tao, not meant for you but oh well 😑

Don't you ever let me catch you give credit for Yoko Shimomura's music to someone else ever again, Limp Bizkit lover 🤬

Ha, I see what you did there. He's too fancy for Olive Garden. He belongs at Red Lobster, with fuggs.

Ordering Olive Garden via doordash tomorrow.

He tried to make me go to rehab, but I said no, no, no . . .

fuggs was lying about being a virgin, you know

Lost his virginity to a Slipknot song.

I mean, I was leaving it open for you to say the woman kudasai stood up, but hey . . . no judging.

Don't get me started about him. 🙃 Oh, and he had sex in the bathroom at Olive Garden.

Holds a gudge against fuggs because she corrupted FNG into meaning literally Fing the NG. Now, she can never fondly look back at her days as an FNG or messing with them.

Spicy traditional Mexican tacos

Stood someone up at Olive Garden for a date and stayed home playing Earthworm Jim instead. Rude. The waiter related to the woman's misfortune with a similar tale of his own and sent her on her way with an extra pile of breadsticks, no charge.

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