Insipid

Brought the Judas chair to Olive Garden when they had a Renaissance themed night . . . along with fuggs, dressed as a harlot.

Intentionally tripped a waitress at Olive Garden and made her fall into an embarrassingly compromising pose. edit: sorry tao, not meant for you but oh well 😑

Don't you ever let me catch you give credit for Yoko Shimomura's music to someone else ever again, Limp Bizkit lover 🤬

Ha, I see what you did there. He's too fancy for Olive Garden. He belongs at Red Lobster, with fuggs.

Ordering Olive Garden via doordash tomorrow.

He tried to make me go to rehab, but I said no, no, no . . .

fuggs was lying about being a virgin, you know

Lost his virginity to a Slipknot song.

I mean, I was leaving it open for you to say the woman kudasai stood up, but hey . . . no judging.

Don't get me started about him. 🙃 Oh, and he had sex in the bathroom at Olive Garden.

Holds a gudge against fuggs because she corrupted FNG into meaning literally Fing the NG. Now, she can never fondly look back at her days as an FNG or messing with them.

Spicy traditional Mexican tacos

Stood someone up at Olive Garden for a date and stayed home playing Earthworm Jim instead. Rude. The waiter related to the woman's misfortune with a similar tale of his own and sent her on her way with an extra pile of breadsticks, no charge.

What's stopping you? You can use AI to assist you now. You don't have to get it published.

Well, Warren Buffett, one of the savviest businessmen, liquidated many of his assets, something one like him does when they think recession is looming. Federal workers who have been fired are now having to find work elsewhere, and the trade wars from the tariffs are gonna cause many factories to close. We're in for tough times. At this point, I honestly feel it's necesssary, as people would have bitched about stupid shit if Kamala won anyway. Now, there's no avoiding the music.

Changes his name here every time he has a one night stand

Chicken biryani. My friend had goat biryani. I tried some and it was good.

Dystopic fiction is very popular right now, for obvious reasons. The Handmaid's Tale is the number one selling fictional book on kindle right now . . . and of course amazon is currently charging full price for it. Assholes. It's normally on sale for 10 bucks, but right now it's 18 dollars. I fortunately have the paperback book somewhere. Never got around to reading it. Also, the 1984 amazon ebook version is currently on sale for 99 cents. Highly recommend reading it if you haven't.

The Menu was a very good film. Nice to see Voldemort take his anger out on the selfish rich like that.

Just got my car inspected and fixed for 900 bucks. I imagine next year's inspection will be significantly more expensive thanks to the retarded ass tariffs. My state may get rid of annual inspections in response to increasing prices, thus making the roads more dangerous. 🙄

Karens people about Karens.

Ulysses S. Grant, the OG weeb. "My visit to Japan has been the most pleasant of all my travels. The country is beautifully cultivated, the scenery is grand, and the people, from the highest to the lowest, the most kindly and the most cleanly in the world."

Clue is my all-time favorite board game. I don't care what anyone says. I think people who hate it are dumbasses who use checkmarks instead of people's initials. It's always fun when you can infer what card is being shown to another player.

I mainly use google to search for reddit topics these days anyway.