Nablonsky

A loveless sham of a marriage to the only woman who would have him. Alas, he couldn't unsee her as the swamp cryptid that others had labeled/accurately described her as being, leading him to return here to falsely claim to be single and flirt with women (and maybe men too, given his history of doing that in this community), all in stark blasphemous violation of the holy vow he made on his wedding day in front of god and everybody.

Yes, I definitely knew this would happen

Rubbing a bad charm with holy fingers

Some marijuana if you got some

Mission accomplished. He looks like a better Jordan Clarkson out there, baller. Love how Andrew Wiggins is a real Guy now. When I'm watching these games it feels like Tatum isn't as good as either Jaylen Brown or Marcus Smart. And idk how the Celts don't just try to kill Golden State with Robert Williams the guy looks like an unstoppable giant against Draymond Green. But I get that he's playing injured.

Slouch Buhkota

Shit ass broke, shit ass broke

He made a new name and started posting on here a couple years ago pretending to be a new user like you are, flirted with female users and told them he had never been married when in fact wife-posting had been a central part of his presence, later admitted that he was in fact the married guy we all knew he was pretending to not be, claimed that he was only on here lying about not being married while talking to women because his marriage was under heavy strain at the time and he thought divorce was imminent, and oh yeah, the sole reason he gave for why his marriage was about to break was..... Some posts made by somebody on here accurately describing the physical form of the wife he was shamefully lying about being married to. That's what he claimed almost broke his marriage, somebody on the internet plainly stating what his wife looked like. Can you believe that? I mean, What sort of man blames some internet posts for affecting how he looks at his wife, for almost destroying his marriage? Oh, he also created fake girl accounts and would flirt and catfish and have cyber sex with male users here. I still wonder if his wife ever knew about THAT side of him. Boy, there's a lot more I can say but that's a good primer. But you say you aren't him, so we don't have to worry about any of that with you!

EXACTLY. It is a very funny story indeed, I'm laughing already. Welcome, new user! Hey, since you're unfamiliar with some of the local legends around here would you like me to fill you in on what this *other* Porcupine Tree guy is like? The one who used the same avatar that you were rocking earlier in the week? Would you like me to recount some of those old forum tales to you? Happy to do it! Please just let me know. Please

No no, it's fine, clearly I was wildly off the mark here lol. Let's just proceed with this understanding in place. This is a new user who is only familiar with some local clown lore and not others, and definitely nothing involving a wife... I can work with that again hahaha

You...you do realize you went with not only a Porcupine Tree screen name, but also an avatar of the Porcupine Tree guy...the exact same guy you used as an avatar the last time you played this "who what sorry I'm new" game... Actually, did you even realize that lol...? Either way, carry on this will be fun 😊

LMAO

I'm sorry, did things not work out between you and Fiona? I honestly had no idea and am surprised to hear you arent married anymore. Kinda figured you two would stay married to each other because, well come on, I mean you were perfect for each other! Wait . . . Hold on a minute. This isn't like the last time you denied being married while talking to other women on here, but then later admitted that you had been lying? Tell me we aren't doing that again, because that was just shameful.

Oh, what the hell. How's the wife?

I could give you a hint, but I may already have just by making this post.

Very excited for the new Built to Spill album. They've played this song at live shows for years, glad to hear it on an official recording and now I'm hoping other songs I already know are included.

New mirror~

Jorgay (Pronounced "whore gay")

No dad is still better than a bad dad.

Montaneity

Celts are trash. They need to get Jordan Poole more shots. About to watch game 4, I spoiled myself on the final score but o well.

Virginia and East Virginia

Main.

Idk who this is but I like her on this album. "You're just a hobby Holly"

I do not know why