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All insects avoid you. Fairies. Memory.

I feel your pain, except I stepped in the same fire ant hill twice in the middle of the night a few years back and they attacked me twice. A couple hours later I found out that I was deathly allergic to their bites.Hospital trip and blisters covering my feet for months were awesome.

Can we just all agree it’s made from vegans?

Happy birthday!! I’m a day late! Don’t scold me! 🎂

Wowwwwww. I take my birthday wishes back. I haven’t been on the boards in a week. Geesh.

Happy birthday! 🎂🎈🎉🎁🎊

Horrayyy!

My cat is an asshole and likes to dig my couch <_< >_>

Can I has some sour skittles?

We only potatoes around here

Did you throw some mud on it like a real man?

Literally the best song in the entire universe.

Don’t tell me how to live

I feel attacked