UwPp

Mew was looking extra plump this morning.

Meanwhile I'm supposed to be working over time today. 🤣 HA JOKES ON THEM im lucky i work through the day.

Can only play classical music with their toes.

Likes to be bullied. Makes pp hard.

Feeds their pet turtles human flesh.

Has an OF furry account.

Likes to stick pp in mashed potatoes

I don't have the head for hats, and apparently bonnets either. 🤣🤣

It's only 7:37 am and I'm stoned and bored. ... Yes I work. But not until 8. ... Also QUIT PUTTING THE WRONG THREADS IN THE WRONG FOLDERS. REPORT BUTTON IS MY FRIEND. ... K done.

We bed rotting on break from work.

Cocoa pebbles.

It's Sunday evening already, I'm stoned and pissed. ... Why does adulting suck so mofo much?

I dont even know why tho.

I was told I was mean, unlovable, and apparently going to end up alone. ... Thanks guy who pretended to be my boyfriend for the past 5 months and then told me we're just friends. ... Go fuck yourself, you bitch.

Why did the internet world have to add this on my calendar for tomorrow? Bruh.

Called out Gushers fruit snacks on TikTok. They shut me down for me being dumb. 251b5200c30f7f9b818185c5b41b9e49.mp4

TAKE THIS SHIT TO CURRENT EVENTS OR SOME SHIT. WE DONT CAREEEEE.