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My date took me here. 😊

Yesss! We had our own private booth and played Mario kart 😊 You got the choice of ps, xbox or switch. We didn't care which one we got so they gave us a switch table. They also have a billion board games!

clearly girls. Duh.

STRONGFORK'S PARMETHEA SANDWICH

Chicken wangs.

Aww it's a mew cake!

👀 beat you to it.

Happy birthday stillz! I loveeeee youuu my NY native turned Texan. ❤️

Fuck meatloaf! Thanks for existing!

I read it wrong and was wondering why you pee on your microwave.

Spaghettios.

I always go by awkward sex is the best kind of sex, but yeah that works too.

The whole turth and nothing but the turth.

Why would I allow someone that was mean to me back into my life? Because I'm dumb. Now my dumbass is stuck listening to the drama of said person and their situationship. Like homie, talk to me about literally anything. 🙄 I don't careeeee.

My peanut starts 4th grade today. I can't. 😭😭😭

This is what it looks like today. Freaking piranha.

My 4 year old nonverbal autistic niece took a bite out of me yesterday and it still stings. ... Her medicine she takes for her seizures is causing her to be mean. I didn't repercussion her because she doesn't know any better. I did kinda squeeze her leg when she did it from the initial shock and she stopped biting. But damn homie, you've never bitten your Aunt Stef before.

September 8th just means it's 4 days away from my birthday.

Because I had to Google it. 🤣

"You know I'd be funny" That's implying it'd make you funny silly ghosty.

The squirrels like them. They try hiding them in the corner of my house where the landing is. I chuck them to the other side of the street every time.

But how would that make you funny is the real question.