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UwPp

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  1. Happy birthday vampy! I hope you have a fantastical day!
  2. My graduating class hated each other. WE didn't even have a 10 year anniversary.
  3. UwPp

    Isms

    Libary
  4. UwPp

    Isms

    My brain always wants to say it like that when I read it fast.
  5. Whoops forget a blunt or two in there.
  6. Happy birthday! I made you a hair cake.
  7. Coffee and psych meds. Every morning.
  8. Hi yes. You're gorgeous.
  9. UwPp

    4/20

    I'm stoned on this national stoners day. Hooray for Marijuana being legalized here!
  10. I've come to realization I attract the dumbest guys. Sir you really think you're about to show up at my house at 4 am? I think not. A bitch needs her 8+ hours of sleep to be human properly.
  11. Just like Tesla looks like an IUD.
  12. Decided I'm over dating apps. After failed Doberman and kinda failing retriever, I think I'm over dating. Better luck next year.
  13. Idk what worse. Them or the locus. Either way driving through a swarm of them is like hitting a shit ton of birds or something.
  14. Autism Awareness Walk today. American Heart Association walk tomorrow. Idk why I'm complaining rn when I walk more at Disney world than I do in a year.
  15. Nah usually I'm screaming at the cars going down my road to slow the fuck down.
  16. I managed to sleep for 3 or so hours. I'm running on Adderall and caffeine. ... WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
  17. Sleep and I are best friends. So much so I have to take medication so i don't sleep all the time. Come live in UwPland. Sleep all you want.
  18. I would like to thank the tiny germ monsters for giving me the stomach bug. Puking for 24 hours has been awesome.
  19. I'm in totality. My job is closing down at 2 for the apocalypse.
  20. Thank you!!! That means alot.
  21. Imagine having the eclipse through your city. Thank you apocalypse for letting me only have to work until 2.
  22. Update, the 30+ tshirts are complete.
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