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@Naraku4656 Nerd.

Nightmares. I had a dream I was at some school function. Meeting the president but like he knew I hated him and he was after me. Then a weird demon showed up and tried attacking me. 😭😂😭 it's funny now that i type it out. But it had me shaking. Wtf did I eat before I went to bed?

My job is hiring. Our turn around rate sucks balls. Is it really that hard to answer a phone and take a message?

Since we're all sharing how we don't shave. I give you the leg. ... I have blonde leg hair (thank oogly moogly).

Mcdonalds is disgusting. And continues to get gross. ... Needless to say regrets were made and now i feel like I'm going to puke.

Why did I decide to watch a murder documentary when I'm home alone by myself tonight? ... 😭😭😭

Ive done that but with tweezers. For awhile I'd tweeze my leg hair. XD

Times moving slow. Which means I can relax a little bit longer on the couch before I need to make more phone calls.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY. WE LOVE YOU. YOU PROBABLY KNOW OF US MAYBE. ... IF NOT HI.

Brushing my hair. Because this lions mane is untamed. So it goes in a rats nest on top of my head.

Shaving. It's annoying and during winter that I forget that razors exist until I start feeling that little leg hair flapping in the breeze. Then my OCD kicks back in.

Bed rotting. Because why do something when you can scroll aimlessly on the interweb.

I don't have a favorite, but I do know the hottest president was JFK.

Happy birthday evil Sergey. Because I will never read it as serge.

I like Quelf. That game is pretty funny.

You. ... yes you. ... YOU'RE THE ONE I'M TALKING ABOUT.

I got presents. 🥰

For Galentine's/Valentine's Day i sent my two besties flowers. They're both single and I think everyone deserves flowers delivered to them during this stupid holiday.