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Me working at a cardiology office, patients still call and ask if they're okay to take. Also ask if the docs will prescribe it. I try to hold back my giggles because it's still funny thinking old people having sex. I'm still 12.

Never will I decide to tie dye 30 shirts at once. I look like I'm part of the blue man group.

@André Toulon

@André Toulon

Sir we don't allow replays.

Alright, so Doberman hasn't messaged me in a week so I'm pretty sure I'm being ghosted because I refuse to text him first and seem desperate. Going out with golden retriever again tonight for date #2. Probably not going to be as fun as Doberman after the fact but we'll find out.

Sorry, but cannibalism is kind of an ick of mine.

I watched too much adult swim. That makes me a nerd.

I was hoping the serial killer was different than the rapist. Because if he's hot, then there's some sick twisted fantasies I'd be having. Now my boner is gone.

I shave my beard and mustache. Apparently out growing your significant other is an ick when you have a vagina.

I didn't agree to this day.

Had. I think I might know you.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZPRTmuo2M/

Sooo, date went well. Didn't get murdered...well I may have by the d. But that's a long story. 😅

Literally me.

I have a date on Friday with a different guy. I'm actually pretty interested in him, compared to the guy I went out with last week. Guy last week was really sweet and kind, like a golden retriever. Guy I'm going out with this Friday is more of a Doberman. Here's to hoping I don't get murdered.

In 1984 I didn't exist.

Happy bday!

Watching quiet on set and my mind is baffled and I'm always feeling really weird now. I was on an episode of slime time live. I changed in the dressing rooms and everything at nickelodeon studios in Florida. The host was kinda a dick especially to my mom. But yeah. I know this happened in LA's studios but still. Gives me weird creeps now.

I'm going on a date tonight and I'm nervous af. His name is the name of my ex that was terrible to me, so he already loses points. But we're going to get food so we'll find out. 😬

Who the fuck?

Snogging @scoobdog

Feeling bad about myself but also embarrassed to allow a guy to tell my entire family he's planning on marrying me only for him to dump me a year or two later. Like it's your loss because I'm a bad bitch. But also damn I'm going to die alone as a cat lady.