The_annoying_one

In one of those positions where I have virtually nothing worth eating in my house but fast food for a third night in a row sounded pretty horrible. Had to eat something, though, so I went with nasty Wendy’s. It’s fine, though. Nobody to blame but myself here.

Says hello to people by glaring menacingly at them.

Opens a bag of Lay’s potato chips, eats just one, closes the bag, then emails Lay’s about their lie of a slogan.

I’m in my bedroom right now and I hear a weird tapping kind of noise. It almost sounds like a clock ticking but I have no clock in here. Whatever. EDIT: I turned off my ceiling fan and it stopped. Just disregard my stupidity here.

Carries suitcases full of luggage around everywhere. No one knows whose luggage it actually is.

Is that why people always tell me to go touch grass?

Travels everywhere on a pogo stick.

Collects egg shells.

Brings his own hot sauce and drinks whenever he goes somewhere to eat.

McDonald’s I’ve had a massive headache all day and completely noped out on cooking anything. Also, the exact same meal was $7 cheaper on DoorDash than the official McD’s app. What kind of bullshit is that?

Ordering fast food instead of buying groceries to cook is probably wasteful but will almost always be preferable to me. I despise cooking.

Becomes best friends with every scam caller who contacts him.

I’m not just thinking of this stupid song right now. I’m living it.

It’s 74° outside and I have my heater on. What is this I don’t even…..

Scrooge McDuck is his hero.

Colonel Sanders was his hero.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SEIGHT!!!!

Deuce Bigalow is her hero.

Taco Bell It’s been that kind of day.

Sells illegal chocolate chip cookies in the Olive Garden parking lot.

Mails people little shark stuffed animals in a menacing way whenever they owe him money.

And I’m not wearing any green today. Oh well.