The_annoying_one

The DMV sucks. A…am I doing it right?

I’m not sure, but I think I just found an armadillo in my driveway. It’s dark outside and the thing took off running before I could get a decent look at it, but I’m pretty sure that’s what it was. I’ve literally never seen an armadillo before in my life and it kind of creeped me the hell out.

Is planning a good old-fashioned UEMB death match at some point.

Lays awake every night in a cold sweat, wondering just how CatDog used the bathroom.

Pretty much just a mix of whatever I had on hand. Pasta, rice, diced chicken and a few veggies. It was kind of good and it covered like 3 different food groups. I’m not complaining. EDIT: And a biscuit. Forgot to mention that.

Guess I’ll try to watch something on my phone tonight since my WiFi’s back to just not connecting since last night. This is gonna suck.

I’m actually looking forward to becoming an angry old man. I’m pretty much already there, anyway. Just need to survive about 2 more decades to make it official.

Learned everything he knows about women from old country music videos.

Is thinking of making a thread showcasing 101 Foolproof Crock Pot Recipes.

Not sure why my TV decided to disconnect from my WiFi when I was only gone for a few minutes getting ready for bed, but okay…whatever…

Likes to yell “THIS…IS…SPARTA!!!” whenever he cuts meat.

Spaghetti

Left KFC in a rage when they absolutely refused to serve him a Jack and Coke.

Pays for literally everything with loose change.

Finally sitting down to watch a stupid movie and tell this chaotic day to kiss my ass, so of course a massive storm threatens to kill my power. Whatever. I don’t even care at this point. I’m just over it.

Sausage, squash, onions and corn.

I actually need to see this happen.

Payday is still 5 days away and I’m already mentally spending most of it in my head. I just hope my willpower is stronger than my desires when it actually comes.

Happy birthday.

Websites and apps should be required by law to give people advance notice before they do some kind of update that changes everything around and generally fucks up the entire aesthetic.