The_annoying_one

Likes to get up at 5 AM so he can run through his neighborhood with an airhorn.

My day’s barely even started and I already feel like making someone cry. I’m not the problem here, though. I’m just fed up.

Hot Pockets again because I’m between paydays.

Luigi was always more entertaining than Mario.

Performs in an improv group on the 13th of every month, called Clown Town Down. The only problems are that they don’t wear clown makeup, and their improv is actually beat poetry.

Unleashed fleas and termites all over Mr. Hoonie’s house because Hoonie invited ghostrek to Pictionary night.

Classic Swim filmed this incident with a camera in hand and a wicked smile.

Was banned from the grocery store for farting on all of the produce.

Making some spaghetti right now.

Ties a plastic bag around his head when it’s raining because umbrellas are scary.

Why the fuck would you schedule me for an appointment this morning, then not even be there when I show up? I mean, I get that shit can happen at the last minute, and you just weren’t able to come to work. But your unprofessional and disrespectful office was open for an hour before I had to be there. None of you useless pieces of shit thought to call me and reschedule?

Just waiting around for some (hopefully) good news… Going a little stir crazy here, but that’s nothing new. EDIT: Okay, not really the news I was hoping for, but definitely not as bad as expected. I’ll call this breaking even. Nap time, I hope.

Learned about the birds and the bees by just standing outside.

Is looking for a grill shaped like a smiley face so his burgers can always be happy.

I got roped into babysitting 3 nephews in a little bit because of a family emergency. The only minor upside to this is that my sister (their mom, obviously) is gonna order us some pizzas later. That’ll be my dinner, I guess. Fun times just never stop…

Tried to convince Jethro Tull to play a show in his backyard by offering each member a pack of Juicy Fruit gum.

I’m afraid I don’t know the answers to any of these questions without some kind of help. Thank you for the opportunity, though.

Tonight’s random earworm…

I would’ve participated, but I honestly don’t use DoorDash much at all anymore.

About an hour after scarfing this down, my brother randomly shows up with a footlong sub for me. I couldn’t really say no since he went out of his way, so I ate half of it. We’ll say the sub was my real dinner.