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The_annoying_one

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  1. Starting debates online just to sit back and watch people argue is what fuels me sometimes.
  2. Specifically invites people over when he knows he’s not gonna be home.
  3. Some kind of 3-cheese mac & cheese with kale TV dinner I accidentally bought. Mistakes were made and regrets are rampant.
  4. Rides trains just to yell at the people onboard.
  5. Still fries ants with a magnifying glass while cackling wildly.
  6. Takes the free breadsticks from Olive Garden home, waits for them to get completely stale, then uses them as drumsticks.
  7. Got into an argument with a waiter at Olive Garden over the proper pronunciation of ravioli.
  8. Owns stock in Olive Garden.
  9. Wrote a fan letter to the Mr. Clean character.
  10. Thinking I should finally get off my ass and make an appointment with my doctor tomorrow. Thinking about doing it and actually doing it are two entirely different things, though.
  11. Slips random playing cards into people’s mailboxes.
  12. Crashes random weddings for free food.
  13. Has the president of Amazon on speed dial.
  14. Chicken salad sandwich with sour cream & onion chips. It’s been a really long day and I don’t feel like doing anything else.
  15. Is making a surprise appearance in the Elimination Chamber tonight.
  16. Helped Meat Loaf write “I Would Do Anything For Love”.
  17. Worked as a cashier at Dollar General for exactly 37 seconds.
  18. Would’ve been successful if it weren’t for those meddling kids.
  19. Produced Metallica’s ‘Death Magnetic’.
  20. That feeling when someone you’ve never seen before in your life calls you by name.
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