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The_annoying_one

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  1. Shit. I need to go think about some things.
  2. But they weren’t even born yet.
  3. My grandparents met on the Titanic?
  4. I mean, yeah, your post kind of made me think it was two people. But it’s not entirely your fault. My brain was pretty much at half capacity last night.
  5. Me at 11:40PM - “I think I’ll eat some Zebra Cakes and Oreo Cakesters.” Me at 3AM or later - “Why the hell can’t I just fall asleep?!”
  6. Same exact fucking thing again tonight, amplified by 1000.
  7. I realized that right after I posted this. But I said “Fuck it. I’m not editing this.”
  8. Happy Birthday, you two!
  9. I told Elmo I’m not tickling him anymore. It’s downright creepy!
  10. McDonald’s. Fish sandwich & fries.
  11. I’m getting death threats on Reddit because I said I’m not always able to eat as healthy as I should. I love it.
  12. There are 11 kinds of people: those who get binary and those who don’t.
  13. How the hell are you gonna charge me to get a copy of my own medical records?
  14. https://www.facebook.com/reel/2624074154436497?fs=e&s=TIeQ9V&mibextid=0NULKw
  15. Chicken, rice, a pounding headache, and a couple of really damn loud houseguests.
  16. Today officially marks a year since my dad passed away. It still doesn’t feel real…..
  17. I asked my dog what’s two minus two. He said nothing.
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