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    Never returned my call about the supporting role in the Carrot Top biopic.
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    I really don’t feel like I need to justify my emotionless face to anyone.
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    Had some people randomly come over with Arby’s. I didn’t really want fast food tonight but it’s fine. It was pretty good and I didn’t have to pay for it.
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    Is developing a sitcom with Mode 7 and neither of them even realize it.
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    Is wearing bell bottoms right this second.
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    Hid whoopie cushions under all the seats at the city council meeting.
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    If you’re going to show up at my house completely unannounced, I am well within my rights to flat-out ignore you.
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    Once baked a pie filled with dozens of different flavors of gummy bears. People are still chewing on it.
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    I think we should see other people.
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    Likes to stand in front of an elevator, opening and closing the doors while gasping.
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    Is bringing Schoolhouse Rock back for a more modern audience.
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    Well, today certainly came out swinging. I….I, uh…..whatever.
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    The Walking Dead: Dead City S1 E1 (Netflix)
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    Decided to jack up my cholesterol some more and blow money on McDonald’s because I’ve felt like doing absolutely nothing today.
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    I haven’t spoken to a single person so far today. It’s been quite glorious.
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    Cackles wildly whenever a cashier asks “Would you like change?”
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    Lost her mind behind a Dollar General in 1989. Found it again, years later, underneath a rock in Tempe, Arizona.
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    Performs a shadow puppet show every night with no audience.
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    Once made a pot of soup using every single thing in the kitchen and pantry.
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    Threw sand in my eyes when I asked to play in the sandbox.
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