The_annoying_one

So many people trying to mold me into something I’m just not and don’t want to be. Shit’s tiring.

I still can’t get the taste of the very-below-average men’s Royal Rumble match and its outcome out of my mouth.

OH, IT’S A FLAME WAR YOU WANT? OKAY!

You’re absolutely right, of course. I kind of wanted her to win just for the shock value. Bayley ultimately did deserve it more, though.

I like Bayley, but I was really hoping Jade Cargill would win.

The most tender roast I’ve probably ever had in my life, rice, potatoes.

People, as a whole, are too damn loud.

All this backstage WWE drama is far more entertaining than the actual wrestling these days.

Grilled chicken leg, baked beans, corn.

I’m having unexpected dinner guests tonight, and I’m completely out of alcohol. Fun.

I’m on mobile and things definitely don’t look that small for me.

So, you send me the wrong meal, but still charge me for what I was supposed to get, which was ultimately more expensive. Then, when I report the problem, you come back with, “We’re sorry. There’s nothing we can do about this.” Okay, that’s cool, I guess. UberEats has officially lost a customer tonight. Fuckers.

Just woke up from an unplanned nap and it’s too late to cook anything, so I just ordered Wendy’s….in the pouring rain. Oops. And they screwed up my order. Gave me chicken nuggets instead of the Baconator I ordered. Sure charged me for the burger, though.

I’m sorry. Did you just refer to yourself as a “super Christian” in my presence? That….um…..that’s just……no…… I’m not giving any context here. Trust me when I say it’s better that way.

I’d like to change my original answer to telemarketers. They can all go to hell.

That whole “Left Twix, Right Twix” thing was one of the stupidest ad campaigns I’ve ever seen.