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The_annoying_one

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Everything posted by The_annoying_one

  1. Waited until closing time at Chuck E Cheese and swapped out every pizza in the place for peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
  2. Goes to restaurants and threatens to spit in people’s food if they don’t meet his demands. His demands are that everyone cluck like a chicken while hopping on one leg.
  3. Tried out to be the mascot for the Dallas Cowboys.
  4. His first toy was a box spring repurposed as a Slinky.
  5. The fact that Apple TV only allows downloads to count on the device you used to download it and not the account it’s tied to is kind of bullshit.
  6. Owns a collection of GTA bobble heads.
  7. Once used beer instead of milk in cereal.
  8. Starting Common People right now. Wish me luck.
  9. Tried to sell chocolate-covered spiders at the state fair. It somehow never caught on.
  10. Had someone surprise me with Captain D’s tonight. 2 pc catfish meal with fries & okra. It was okay but I could’ve just eaten whatever around the house.
  11. Made a special pair of pants for my ass that say “You can look but you can’t touch”.
  12. Has a strange obsession with my ass.
  13. Has a personal vendetta against the Easter Bunny.
  14. Was an extra in the music video for Lady Marmalade.
  15. Is raising funds for the first ever naked badminton tournament.
  16. Has been known to yell at the sky at exactly 2:37 every Thursday afternoon.
  17. I might start the new season tonight….if my internet decides to be good and cooperate with me.
  18. His personal vehicle is an ice cream truck.
  19. Needs to know that I really didn’t know that and sincerely apologize.
  20. Helped Russell Brand become famous.
  21. Saying you don't feel like doing something with someone isn't always a slight. Some people just need to grow a thicker skin and realize everything, in fact, does not revolve around them.
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