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Depends on what that truth is, honestly.

You don’t need to tell me that we never talk. You’re just as capable of picking up the phone as I am.

I like to think I have an over-abundance of patience….except for when it comes to children.

Chicken strip basket from DQ whenever it gets here.

I could probably live off of cheap TV dinners and sandwiches, for the most part. I don’t care. Food’s food.

I just microwaved some cheesy ramen. I wasn’t really hungry but I’m sure I will be later.

My aunt has been “poking” me on Facebook roughly every 15 minutes for the past 6 hours and the only way to stop it is to block her. The devil on my shoulder is very close to winning this battle.

BK from DoorDash. Two double cheeseburgers and a large onion ring for a little less than $7? That’s never happened before but I’m not complaining. I’ve been cutting back on the fast food and delivery lately but had to make an exception for tonight.

My mind immediately conjured up this image and I refuse to apologize for it.

Apparently, I woke up to the end of the world today…. The sky looks really weird, there’s reports of multiple water main breaks very close by, and the few people I’ve seen so far are acting even weirder than usual. Ugh…..I didn’t get nearly enough sleep for this crap…. EDIT: Except for the water main thing, this was yet another exaggeration on my part. I’m fine other than a small headache and irritability.

You know that fucked up song is going to be stuck in my fucking head now, right?

Starting House Of The Dragon Season 2 right now.

On The Line - 6.5/10 Not the stupid NSYNC movie from way back. I won’t give away anything except to say it’s a pretty good movie with an absolute shit ending.

Picked up a pizza from Sam’s Club. Just as good as delivery and a hell of a lot cheaper.

Home Alone is a prequel to the Saw movies. Change my mind.

Calm the fuck down. I was just fucking kidding. I’m fucking sorry, okay?!

How many fucking times do you fucking have to say fuck in one fucking thread???