The_annoying_one

Chicken & rice.

I hate Amazon more than I’ve probably ever hated anything in the history of the world. I know this should be in Haters/Complainers, but I posted there earlier today. Deal with it.

I always assume cats are evil. Maybe not 24/7, but enough to cause problems.

The following is a close enough reenactment of a phone call I received within the past hour. Me: Hello? Woman: Yes, hi. This is [something unintelligible] with [something else unintelligible]. I’d like to talk to you about car insurance. Me: Okay. Her: Fantastic. Now, how many cars do you own? Is it 1, 2, or 3? Me: Zero. Her: Zero? Me: That’s correct. Her: Well, are you a homeowner? Me: What does that have to do with car insurance? Her: Would you like to hear our rates for when you are able to get a car? It was at this point that I hung up the phone. Overbearing bitch wasting my time with this bullshit….

DoorDashed Checkers because I didn’t feel like making anything myself.

I lightly scratched the corner of my nose with my virtually non-existent fingernail and it started bleeding. What the hell?

Popeye’s. Chicken thigh, mashed taters, mac & cheese, biscuit.

Nostalgia has a nasty way of making me feel like complete shit, but I’m utterly addicted to it & wouldn’t trade it for anything.

Did they change the formula for Gatorade or something? I bought some the other day because I hadn’t had it in a while. This particular flavor (Cool Blue) used to be crisp & refreshing. Now, it just tastes like pure sugar. I’m quite disappointed.

Fuck that guy!

I actually prefer creamy peanut butter. Also, what @viperxmns said.

You might just be my new favorite person right now.

Cold, tired, and a little melancholy, if I’m brutally honest.

I found a $2 bill today. Haven’t seen one of those in….probably over 20 years. I mean, it’s just $2, but it was still a pretty cool find.

Captain D’s 2 pieces of catfish, 2 hush puppies, fried okra, corn on the cob.