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Got a text about an hour ago letting me know that my delivery would arrive today. Except that particular delivery actually arrived yesterday. Still letting me track it and everything, though. I think I’m scared, guys…..

The best spaghetti I’ve ever made in my life. I’m seriously damn proud of myself for this one.

That’s actually a good question. I’d say it’s more on the blue side with a hint of purple. Kinda hard to tell on this little phone, though, and I don’t feel like reaching for my laptop.

Waking up and feeling like going right back to bed within 5 minutes of semi-existing sets a really weird tone for the day.

Happy birthday, @André Toulon!!

WWE Saturday Night Main Event on Peacock. It’s a passable way to spend 2 hours but the matches have seemed exceptionally shorter than usual. And the commercial breaks every 5-10 minutes are quite irritating.

Taco Bell. I haven’t eaten yet and I already regret it. EDIT: And they screw up my order yet again. Didn’t give me the sauce packets I asked for. I’m not about to call and complain about something that didn’t even cost me any extra, though. I’m not that big of an asshole….tonight.

Shouldn’t the word “queue” just be spelled “q”? It would be a lot simpler that way.

Was gonna find a stupid movie to stream just to kill time but my fuckin’ WiFi’s down yet again. I’m only able to post using cellular data but I’m not attempting to watch a movie on this small screen.

Nuked a couple of frozen chimichangas with some stale Cheez-Its on the side.

Happy birthdays!

I don’t care how great a video game is. A shitty ending almost always completely ruins the experience.

2 PB&Js and some Salsa Verde Doritos. I’m lazy tonight and I don’t care.

Me: “Hello?” Them: “Yes, I’m calling about (my deceased parents’ house). Are you the owner?” Me: “No.” Them: “Well, would you be interested in selling?” Me: “Bitch, how the fuck am I supposed to sell a property that I literally just told you I have no ownership in?”

Why does McDonald’s have to put 2 small sandwiches in a gigantic bag that takes up my entire trash can?

McDonald’s I had enough points on the app to get a free McChicken and some fries. I’m sure I’ll be hungry again later but I’ll cross that bridge when I come to it.

I’m growing what’s becoming my annual beard out again and it doesn’t itch at all this time. Maybe my face is finally getting used to it.

Thankskilling 1 and 3 I’ve seen the first movie a few times and loved its absolute absurdity. The sequel (called part 3 for reasons that I won’t get into) was complete horseshit. EDIT: Forgot to give scores. Part 1 - 6.5/10 Part 3 - 1/10