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The_annoying_one

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    Was in a very successful tag team with “The Macho Warrior Ric Hogan” until backstage incidents broke them up for good.
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    Goes to grocery stores and rearranges the shelves while laughing like a madman.
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    I’ve been blah and kind of headache-y all day so I just went with Burger King.
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    Goes on exciting adventures with her chimp sidekick, Coco.
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    I’m in a “triggering people” mood since yesterday. This probably won’t end well for me but I don’t care. It’s fun.
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    Is perfectly willing to drive across state lines just to go to the “good” Denny’s.
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    Owns an autographed copy of the Book Of The Dead.
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    Showers with his crock pot every morning.
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    Just got a warning on Reddit for “inciting violence” because I mentioned ripping the arms off of a mannequin. Um……okey dokey, then.
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    I'm quite happy with the number of holes already in my face, thanks.
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    Had just enough lasagna left over tonight for lunch tomorrow. That’s always a good thing.
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    Is clearly directing this smut film, even if he doesn’t want to admit it.
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    If a band that’s been around for decades only has one original member left, they should be forced to change their name.
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    Goes to Subway every Tuesday and gives everyone wedgies.
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    This hot one day, cold the next weather can go now.
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    Is Peter Criss in a KISS cover band that doesn’t actually perform music.
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    Once threw a balloon filled with lemon juice at the back of Luke Wilson’s head.
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    Stouffer’s Lasagna has been cooking for at least an hour now. This is going to be an early night for me, I hope.
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    Eulogy was quite good. All I have left is USS Callister, but that may have to wait until tomorrow. I’m quite tired today.
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    Is the entire taped studio audience.
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    Goes to the park and passes out flyers for Shakespeare On Ice.
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    Has a poster of Little Orphan Annie in his bedroom.
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    Puts peanut butter on hot dogs.
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    How am I almost 40 years old and never knew that dog’s name?
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