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The_annoying_one

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Everything posted by The_annoying_one

  1. Filmed [classic swim] having sex in the bathroom at Olive Garden.
  2. Church’s chicken & mashed potatoes. I made some corn too. Ordering food for 6 different people sure is expensive.
  3. Owns a map of Scandinavia but has no plans to ever go there.
  4. Walks around wearing headphones but never listens to anything on them.
  5. Once covered “Hotel California” entirely in Morse code.
  6. Happy birthday.
  7. It’s 3 AM and I am dying laughing.
  8. I’m playing Wild Arms 2 now. And what I mean by that is I’m enjoying maybe 10 minutes of actual gameplay between what feels like hours of cutscenes that can’t be skipped.
  9. How do I make the wonderful people at McDonald’s understand that “extra salt on my fries” is not some secret code for “the blandest fucking potatoes imaginable”?
  10. Would bathe in chicken biryani sauce if it were socially acceptable and feasible.
  11. Went to a WWE show dressed as Hangman Adam Page.
  12. Absolutely refuses to leave the house unless the temperature outside is exactly 71°.
  13. Going with McDonald’s tonight. I haven’t felt much like adulting today.
  14. Starting the day with bad news before you even crawl out of bed is always fun.
  15. Couldn’t find his earmuffs one day and used two pieces of bread instead.
  16. I’ve been looking for a job since September with absolutely no luck.
  17. Is secretly keeping tabs on every member of the UEMB.
  18. I have a cut on my hand and no idea how it got there.
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