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The_annoying_one

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  1. Wants to take a stab at flying a real plane just because he’s put a lot of hours in GTA flight school.
  2. I’m right there with you on shaving and clipping my nails. I’ll still shave 2 or 3 times a week to avoid the itch and fuzzy feeling. But I let my nails grow out way too long before I remember to do anything about them.
  3. Justin Timberlake thanked him during his acceptance speech for his first Grammy.
  4. Has an entire scrapbook filled with gold stars awarded for participation.
  5. My heater has two settings: low and high. Low means I still freeze and high feels like I’m burning alive.
  6. Knows exactly how many oats are supposed to come in a standard container of Quaker Instant Oatmeal.
  7. Chicken salad sandwich & Doritos because it’s too cold to order anything and fuck cooking. I just wanna go to bed.
  8. Leaves every room by saying “Th-th-th-th-that’s all, folks!”
  9. Solves every problem with a strongly-worded angry letter.
  10. Plots elaborate revenge against spam callers and bots.
  11. I just woke up within the past hour from a nap that lasted almost four hours. Is it bedtime yet?
  12. Hope I can catch a quick nap before all hell breaks loose later this afternoon.
  13. Went on a months-long search for the Highway To Hell after listening to AC/DC.
  14. Is a professional shitposter.
  15. Taught the hokey pokey to a group of displaced refugees in a third world country.
  16. Once threw a party in their own home….but wasn’t invited to it.
  17. Brings a lawn chair inside Walmart in case he needs to take a break.
  18. Played in the Power Rangers TV series for 3 seasons.
  19. https://youtu.be/6zyRaOTY4aM YouTube won’t allow me to embed this video for some reason.
  20. Once got caught trying to use arcade tokens as change in a 7-eleven.
  21. Burger King. Laziness won out over the need for something good tonight.
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