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    Wears socks on his hands and gloves on his feet.
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    White rice & corn mixed together. Not bad for something I just threw together last minute.
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    I was today years old when I learned that I absolutely suck at self-administering injections.
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    Happy birthday, name that sounds a little familiar.
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    Eats 27 square meals a day but never seems to gain weight.
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    It’s been happening to me lately, too. Safari on iPhone. I haven’t tested it on my laptop since I rarely use the thing.
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    I was going to just eat whatever tonight but my sister randomly showed up at my house with a bucket of KFC. I was thankful for the food but in no mood for company.
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    Repeatedly shows his elbows to random people.
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    Funny how every time a delivery driver screws me out of one item in my order, it’s always the one item I needed most.
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    I’ve kind of got a lot going on in life right now and just don’t feel up to full participation this time around. I would love to help out in some other way, though.
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    Was paid $37 and a pack of gum to be an extra in an episode of That 70’s Show.
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    Was the true mastermind behind this heist, but refuses to admit it.
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    Is banned from Oklahoma.
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    Happy birthday.
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    Once traveled across 3 states to buy toilet paper, just to get out of the house.
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    Spends his days off at the laundromat, just hoping for a fight to break out.
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    Continuing the trend of fast food because too lazy to cook, medium spicy chicken sandwich meal from Chick-Fil-A.
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    Wish Amazon would’ve told me this dresser wasn’t already fully assembled before I bought it. I suck at putting shit like this together.
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    One of us…..one of us……
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    Never had a telemarketer hang up on me before. That was weird. I’m not complaining, though.
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    Has the lyrics to “Mmmbop” tattooed across his chest and abdomen.
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