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The_annoying_one

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  1. Ain’t nothin’ but a hounddog.
  2. Chicken bacon swiss & large curly fry from Arby’s.
  3. Is the man who sold the world.
  4. Rode through the desert on a horse with no name.
  5. Where’s the love for Rutherford B. Hayes?
  6. Helped my wayward son carry on.
  7. Goes around town having stare downs with everyone in sight.
  8. Was once best friends with Ron Jeremy.
  9. Was an extra in “Saving Private Ryan”.
  10. Sleeps with one eye open because he knows too much.
  11. Is banned from at least 23 different cities.
  12. Hunkered in my windowless bathroom at 5:45 AM with basically no sleep because tornado sirens started going off. What a wonderful world.
  13. Note to self: Add “fucking” to every Google search in order to avoid that overview shit.
  14. If I tell you I’m no longer eating at your establishment because you consistently screw up my orders, a $5 off coupon for my next order really isn’t going to change my mind.
  15. Created an alt here just so he could react to his own posts.
  16. Speaks in 25 different accents whenever the mood strikes.
  17. Is working on a horror movie version of The Cat In The Hat.
  18. Counts every marshmallow in a box of Lucky Charms.
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