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    Trying to figure out what to eat every day is absolutely tiresome.
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    Was banned from his favorite establishment for asking “Where’s the sauce?!?!” one too many times.
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    Once stole a stethoscope from their doctor’s office because they’re just too fun to play with.
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    Goes to comedy clubs just to heckle the comedians.
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    Tried to submit apple juice during a mandatory urine test.
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    Had a huge crush on the Blair Witch.
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    Combs his facial hair with a toothbrush.
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    Chicken and rice with white gravy and a side of corn.
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    Was on Cops so much, they eventually stuck him with a meaningless executive producer title.
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    Is single-handedly responsible for the capture of James “Whitey” Bulger.
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    If the only volume setting you have is max, kindly stay the fuck away from me.
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    Is never really sure if every moment is reality or just a daydream.
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    Bottles ocean water for his own drinking pleasure.
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    It doesn’t matter if your actions aren’t specifically meant to negatively impact me. When I bring this to your attention and you make no effort to change things, we’re gonna have a problem.
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    Developed the formula for the 11 herbs and spices that KFC uses.
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    Reads the entire plot of every movie before watching it.
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    Seinfeld S4 E20 (“The Smelly Car”) on Netflix.
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    Wears boots twice her size because they’re better for ass-kicking.
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