The_annoying_one

I just left my house to take a book back to the library. I go down to the end of my street, then take a right until I reach my destination. I go to leave and somehow take a wrong turn because my stupid ass apparently forgot the difference between left & right. Whatever. I’m home now. I just feel really dumb.

A guy was washing his car with his son, and the son says, “Can’t you just use a sponge?”

Again.

People don’t understand why I stay up so late. It’s incredibly simple. The late night hours are my break from all the bullshit.

Chicken & rice.

I love it when people think they’re insulting me, but all they’re actually doing is irritating the shit out of me. Insignificant rodents.

Breakfast. Scrambled eggs, sausage, biscuits.

I daresay that looks somewhat interesting.

I’m a little ashamed to admit that I’ve become somewhat addicted to unboxing videos.

The last 2 cheeseburgers from last night.

Very little. I think I’ve gotten 4 hours total over the past 2 nights combined.

I would probably live the majority of my life in the comfort of my bedroom if it were feasible and socially acceptable.

Grilled some cheeseburgers in the rain. Had that and fries.