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Don't buy drugs from racists.

Mine never married and I never met one of them before they died.

Coffin, stiletto, and almond are nail shapes (there are others too, of course). Money pieces are the two pieces of hair up front. Like the first inch or inch and a half of hair by the forehead if you did a standard middle part. They can be in stark contrast (think neon green or pink e girl style) or subtle and a more honey or caramel and intended to just frame the face. They're often incorporated with balayages and baby lights.

I was so sad when I heard. I freaking loved her as an actress.

I'm so bored with my look I think I'm going to do something ridiculously different. What do you guys think of stiletto or coffin nails? The kind with like art and glitter. I normally go with a short almond in a pale pink/beige/nude that's not too glossy or matte to look classy and be practical. I keep my hair longer natural medium warm brown. I'm planning on going icy platinum with maybe pale pink/lavender money pieces.

I actually met him once a few years back at a hipster coffee place on the waterfront. I dropped/threw my phone almost on his feet trying to adjust a coffee sleeve and juggle shopping bags. He started to pick it up but I grabbed it first and said sorry then shuffled away quickly. I didn't realized who he was until I said sorry and had started moving away. I was like "omfg, it's Richard!" in my head. This story had no point. Aside from TJ Miller he's the cast member I'd least have liked to run in to. I wanna meet Zachary Woods to tell him how amazing he is.

I thought that said "Aoi" at first lol

I fucking regret making this thread now. Thanks guys.

The flea bites weren't from the sheep. I don't even know if sheep can get fleas.

WebMD has repeatedly told me I have anthrax and the bubonic plague, I was sheering sheep and I got about 200 flea bites...so it almost made sense.

A purr-colator! I'm not sorry.

How much do I have to donate? I know you guys are never gonna trust me to be a mod.

Is there a platonic way to peg someone? Asking for a friend.

I'm not allowed to call people crackers anymore? How about honkey and pale face?

Suddenly I understand why your nickname is Hoggle.

.... Uhhhhhh Pics?

Which ones do you have? I'm taking the Hello Bello ones.

I've never murdered someone.

Yes. The only thing I can think of is the best time in the world to get the domino's pizza and wings and sides of a doggy style lol

What is the best time to call you today but I will be there at 11 10 day forced to get up and go to the store. I'm not sure if I can make it to the store and maybe the bank and do laundry cuz I have to go to the store and maybe the bank and do laundry. What's the difference between a rock and a hard place to stay in the middle of the night. I was wondering if you were still interested in the position and would like to know if you want to come in and talk to you soon. The only thing I can think of is that a good thing or two about it cuz I have to go to the store. How to make a milk and a half hour lunch break and I can get it to you by the end of the day. Neelix tries to get up and go to the store and maybe the bank and do laundry. Khaleesi before I get home so I can get a ride to the store and maybe the bank and do laundry cuz I have to go to the store

This was a super sad read. I'm sorry man. My cat can open cabinets. He jumped on the counter and opened the one above the microwave when I was at work one day. He loves plastic and attempting to eat it. He managed to pulled out a bag of mini marshmallows for my hot cocoa and spilled them on the kitchen floor/chewed the plastic a bit. He then proceeded to eat marshmallows and puke fluff on my shoes and the kitchen floor. He also shreds toilet paper everywhere if I l leave the spare rolls in a cabinet he can get to.

Called it!

I confuse white girls all the time. Especially with the masks. I'm part white girl though so idc.