Lathering up the taint in the shower yesterday, slippery hands run over a very noticeable bump at the base of the scrotum.
Well, that's disturbing.
Get out of the shower, dry off, start examining in the mirror.
It has a visible white head.
*phew*
Play w/ it a little bit, little bit of puss and plasma, nothing too serious I guess.
Find squished ants inside the pants.
Figure it must be an ingrown hair or an ant bite.