Lathering up the taint in the shower yesterday, slippery hands run over a very noticeable bump at the base of the scrotum. 
 
	Well, that's disturbing. 
 
	Get out of the shower, dry off, start examining in the mirror.
 
	It has a visible white head. 
 
	*phew*
 
	Play w/ it a little bit, little bit of puss and plasma, nothing too serious I guess. 
 
	Find squished ants inside the pants. 
 
	Figure it must be an ingrown hair or an ant bite.