Three things:
1. At least it isn't burnt to a cinder.
2. I don't know what "pepper relish" is, but it doesn't look to have peppers, or relish in it.
3. Those are some cheap ass steak knives. You could afford better if you wouldn't pay for fatty off-cuts packaged as strip steak.
Killer whales are called that for good reason....
Also dolphins seem harmless and pudgy but in reality they are rapey creeps. The Zeni of the ocean....
Yeah, I didn't study marine biology.
Let me get this straight Packard, you bought a wankster chain guaranteed to turn your neck green for $400 and are now dispensing financial advice to a banker....
I want to confirm that is what I am seeing.
Let's see, I have a breakfast meeting at nine, then a parade to walk in at noon, a charity corned beef and cabbage dinner at four, then going home before the amateur drunks and cops get out.
Slainte
I wouldn't rely on that unless you want to be a debt collector for a guy named Vinnie....
Seriously though, practice the rule of three. It really does work.