DragonSinger

Had to go to multiple stores to find cold stuff because they ended up dumped after the blackout. Fuck Kroger for putting Halloween candy at 70% off today because all I bought was candy instead of real food. A little kid was staring at my cart like he saw heaven.

Fuck global warming.

Everything I want to eat would require opening the refrigerator door(power is out) or the stove(too lazy to light a match).

That seems to be happening a lot for me lately.

I didn't say anything on that topic because unlike some people(looks at Sawdy), I have home training.

This is probably the case for mass market produce. I sometimes see the spears on cooking shows where the food is sourced by small local places.

My dad was at the Falcons game for work, so I got a replay from him. He said there was a minute something left and the Falcons side started congratulating each other. He was shaking his head because the Lions were looking real serious so he knew exactly what was gonna happen.

I AM NOT READY! *Breathes into paperbag* Oh sweet mama, give me all those fucked up relationship tropes. Woo! Tokyo Babylon, Ai No Kusabi, and Mirage of Blaze were what made me a little weirdo who loves dark romantic shit every now and then. Please be done well and rip out my heart 😍.

Day 1 - I rub it down with kosher salt and let it sit in the fridge overnight. Day 2 - After the salt has been absorbed, I rub the roast with butter, garlic, salt, pepper, rosemary, and thyme. Then the roast sits out to room temp and I put it in a preheated oven at 500 degrees for 15-20 miniutes. Next I turn off the oven and let it bake in the residual heat for maybe 2 hours without touching that door handle. I only do this shit for Christmas. This is honestly a conventional method, but I don't try to be experimental with an expensive cut of meat like that.

Someone else write this post please.

I'm torn. I wasn't a big fan of Chronicle and haven't seen Spiderwick Chronicles yet.

Must be nice. I'm so happy for you and not jealous at all.

Those knock-off packets were the one time my family was like, "We may be poor, but we can't drink this shit." So Kool-Aid was the only real name brand thing we had other than trips out of state when we picked up Faygo and Clearly Canadian drinks. 😭 I miss cheap Clearly Canadian sodas. Now those suckers are almost 3 bucks at friggin World Market.

There is no pain in fashion when you fight for love and justice. And I'mma need you to take a seat because your trekkie self got a lot of nerve talking about other shows/movies' outfits:

Listen. These are a couple of shittacular days, but your writing and gif game is on point and you got me laughing like a hyena over here.

Hopefully at an empty table outside where there aren't any people.

Peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and grilled cheese sandwiches with a bag of hot fries. These are some of the things from my childhood when I was poor that I can still eat. I'll turn to crime before I ever eat bologna again. Luckily, nowadays I always keep a big bag of rice on hand, a jug of soy sauce, fresh cabbage, and frozen dumplings for when I'm broke and want a nice hot meal. Oh and hot pickles.

Do you have a home, Cat? Is our back porch your new home? I'm irritated because I want to take it in, but I have no idea how to take care of a cat and my dog will not have that shit. With the exception of a Yorkie who passed away a few years ago, my dog doesn't even like other dogs. It looks kinda fat so it should be fed properly.

I don't hate them, but I'm scared to use one because that is just not a great thing for clumsy ass absent-minded people like me. Intolerable Cruelty spoiler:

I have to go to my local Walmart within an hour of opening to get any(probably a shorter time frame for less rural areas). Then they're gone the rest of the day. The last morning I got some, I found out that people from other cities have been making early drives to that store just for wipes and spray.

Happy Birthday Poof!

I've seen these pics but still, GODDAMN!

AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! MY EYES! His face is so huge on my desktop monitor. 😭😭😭 I never knew what my laptop screen was protecting me from.