DragonSinger

How I want a real meal but I have to be extra quiet because my dog has tummy issues, and they'll ease up if he's left to sleep for a while. All I have to eat in my room are BBQ Pringles, honey roasted peanuts, and Sweet Tarts.

You are not alone. Okay, I can get the shrimp Po’Boy to eat for now and bring home a roast beef.

For the rare times I can't figure out how a story is gonna go, it's super hard for me not to look up spoilers.

I'm hungry and my back hurts. My plans for pancakes cooked in a lil bacon grease and butter got put on hold since my dad pulled up from work early. Literally ran to my room with a bowl of pancake batter and a small dish of syrup when I heard Funk music outside. It's a pretty good warning system in this white ass neighborhood. I don't care if it's cold-blooded, I can't cook for two people right now. He need to go to sleep or something. I'M HUNGRY!

I'm team Unpopular Opinion after losing electricity for days in the last major snow storm down here. Also, lots of folks learned the hard way that our trees aren't conditioned to withstand ice or heavy snow and fall like dominoes.

I'm assuming this is about people buying out bread and milk whenever there's a bad storm predicted. I'm guessing this because Georgia will wipe out everything when an actual snow storm might hit us and pics of bare shelves get posted online. It feels like living in two different worlds because it's just raining and 60's over here. That's not me bragging, this is seriously weird to me to have most of the people I know freezing their asses off and Georgia weather is like:

Them accounts are always waiting for their chance. I had no idea Ken Jeong was actually a doctor. I thought folks were just making jokes about his cancelled medical show! That does make it look worse that he's on a show with Jenny McCarthy. But yeah, politicians and other dickheads are why I don't watch Dancing with the Stars or Masked Singer.

Now that's a name I ain't heard in a long ass time.

I'mma need Kelly Clarkson's ex(currently trying to get him more coins and property in court) to jump into a volcano because my morning routine of chilling after my mom leaves out with the living room tv left on morning shows is getting killed by Jay Leno subbing for Clarkson. How the fuck did he become even less funny? HOW?

IT'S SO CUTE!!! Just so smol and angwy with its widdle paws.

I'm still laughing at an Abbott Elementary joke that said Baby Shark was like Back That Thang Up for little kids.

Hmmmm. Them Lunar New Year food pics starting to post on social media.

HOE, WHY IS YOU HERE?!

Emo songs because I've got on a long shirt with a t-shirt over it which I haven't done in a long ass time. I'm still too lazy to dig out my sweaters and give 'em a quick wash.

I can't even post most of my family tea. Like the most innocuous one I can think of is now everybody knows so-and-so's grandchild heavy into drugs because some shit went down with his dealer that pissed off dude so bad he targeted that relative's house(the grandchild lived with her) during the time of a wake for a drive-by(since grandchild's ass was gonna be there). Luckily, my dad rarely visits his hometown so last minute they turned the depressing ride back to the house into 'When's the last time you've seen this?' kind of ride and got to the now swiss cheese house much later than expected. Indiana be too fucking much. *Still remembers trying to order a pizza at my grandma's old apartments* Me: pizza sho would be nice! Grandma: <.< >.> They uh...probably don't deliver to these apartments. My mom: You can call and check, but I doubt they'll deliver here. Me: It could have changed over the years, you never know! *dials pizza place* Hey, do you deliver to this apartment complex? Pizza place: *Loud laughter* Me: So you don't deliver to these apartments? Pizza place: Apartments? *more laughter* We don't deliver down any of those STREETS! *hangs up* Me: 😭 My mom: We told you so. And now I'm thinking about how I gotta fool with online side hustles for food expenses because a bunch of my yearly bills comes out during this time.

You'd be surprised. I've heard annoyed comments from folks who used to be into harder stuff about their family and friends being anti-vaxxers. They're like, "This motherfucker saying his body a temple. Bitch, we went to the same dopeman! Now he got questions about vaccines?!" I've been seeing this too from the uncool hippy crowd.

LOL! I had no idea that Todrick Hall had pissed off another demographic.

Dammit. I haven't posted a selfie in years and not camera ready right now, so I can't call this Hotep an entrepoornigga.

Note to self: Stay the fuck out of South Africa because my ass will end up in prison within 24 hours.

*Stares at England*

Fucking bullshit, Mars Inc. The M&M's were already diverse, y'all were the ones who missed all the headcanons. The yellow one already has anxiety, and the green and brown M&M's were already a couple. Gogo boots can be queer as fuck too.

I need that eyeballs stare reaction on this site. I also need to get my ass in gear and write up some more episodes while readers are finding me. Before the uptick, I was afraid I was gonna have to do a TikTok. God, just let me be a weird hermit and still sell stuff.

Oh, next month's bonus is gonna be nice.

Happy Belated Birthday Mewn!