Gemini

Yeah, that makes sense.

If life is a highway, what do they call those who jaywalk on it?

*walks back into the establishment and takes a seat at the bar* Greetings, bartender! I hope you're doing well, sir. May I get an Irish Car Bomb, please, my good man? I'd be much obliged.

I lit my farts on fire. (Kidding. I just watched TV and played video games.)

lol There is no four.

In fairness to the Warriors, all they did was move back to San Francisco. As for the A’s, I completely agree. Of course, it didn’t help that they had to share Oakland Coliseum with the Raiders off and on for three decades either.

I don't which is worse: This or the fact the Athletics baseball team will be moving to a fourth city! That's right. Las Vegas will be the fourth city to call the Athletics their own. So for those who want to keep track... The franchise started out as the Philadelphia Athletics in 1901 and played there through the 1954 season, then moved to Kansas City in 1955. They've been in Oakland since 1968, but are now set on moving to Las Vegas by as late as 2027.

Man, when they said that I would face trials and tribulations, they weren't kidding.

Since it's a comic, they could always say there's a version of the uinverse where Sweden's borders also includes Norway. That's the only way to justify this.

That song's from 5150, the album before OU812. (But still a killer song from a killer album.)

OU812 is a great Van Halen album. One of my favorites from the Sammy Hagar era.

inflation.

Dude, that sucks.

I should've look to make sure Heroin was spelled correctly. That's my fault.

I've said it before and I'll say it again: Man, what certain men will do to cop a feel. Hope you have fun, dude. I'll be over here...doing things...and stuff.

Your brain controls your fingers, but yes. lol

Man, what certain men will do to cop a feel. Godspeed, sir. Godspeed indeed.

Only the ones from her own time. She's a displace sorceress.

My parents loved classic rock so I was exposed to The Who, Pink Floyd, Led Zeppelin, the Rolling Stones, The Beatles (both together as a group and as solo artists), the Doors, Blood, Sweat, and Tears, Procol Harum, Dan Fogelberg (because of my mom), the Bee Gees (because of my mom), the Moody Blues, Dire Straits (because of my brothers as well), Elton John, The Eagles, Joe Walsh, Don Henley, Glenn Frey, Bob Dylan, Golden Earring, and a myriad of others. (And I would be remiss if I didn't mention ZZ Top.) My brother Teddy would play Def Leppard, Van Halen, Skid Row, and Bon Jovi a lot before going through a phase where he liked more pop-oriented stuff as well as some Country music artists that were popular at the time, like Garth Brooks and George Strait. Then, he got real big into the Smashing Pumpkins, Pearl Jam, Tool, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, White Zombie, Bush (at least their first few albums), Seven Mary Three, Our Lady Peace, Pantera, and a few others. (He liked Metallica some, too, but not as much as did when he was in high school.)