Gemini

I'll make you think bawk bawk when I tickle you with a feather!

Last one. I promise.

Last baseball-related one for a little while.

Sorry, tsar. (Only because it apparently involves Jack White wearing a Cubs shirt.)

Actually, yes. (Almost any movie or tv show can be made fun of, if you think about it.)

If nothing else, you could stream them and we could make fun of the movies, Mystery Science Theater 3000-style. (I love Godzilla and other kaiju movies, too, but some of them have horribly dated special effects and it would be a crime not to make fun of them at least a little.)

I know, right? I could get behind all those remakes.

Nooooooooooo. No, I can't. Just trust me.

They sound like parodies made by the guys who created South Park. I'm instantly in.

My mood today: (I'm kidding. I've always wanted a decapitated care bear for an avatar, and I finally made it!)

Hi. I'd like my name to be changed to DeadCareBear, please?

What's the use of worrying? What's the use of worrying? What's the use of anything?

It's okay. Don't worry about it.

If you don't believe me, that's cool. I'm perfectly okay with that.

Several years back, I had gone to see Rush at Toyota Center and I saw Fozzy frontman (and professional wrestler) Chris Jericho munchin' on some food. I said hello, but that was it. I wish I had stopped and talked to him for a bit, but I didn't want to bother the guy while he was eating. That's a bit of a regret of mine. Oh, well. At least I got to exchange pleasantries with the guy.

I tell them I'm not the celebrity they thought I was, but I appreciate the compliment.

As my dad used to say, everyone likes a little ass but nobody likes a smartass. (Well, except for you, of course. lol)