Gemini

Hey, we did it in 2015. We ended up making the playoffs. Only to be unceremoniously shut out by Kansas City's stiffling defense. At home.

No, I didn't. I don't know if I want to either. Also, does anybody really look at that? I never have.

I know I should know who this is, but I don't. Please enlighten me.

*sigh* Dude, just stop. You've dug yourself into a deep enough hole. Put the shovel up, do a mea culpa, and move on.

I would not have voted for myself had I stayed in the competition. I would've voted for Vela regardless of the quality of my own submission.

I've always lowkey respected the Giants. They were in the first Super Bowl I actually remember watching with my older brothers. (Super Bowl XXV) Still, GO TEXANS! pooh: In fairness, I don't remember ever seeing scoob in IB. But if you say you saw him post in IB, I believe you.

I love slow-roasted smoked hog. Talk about meat that's fall off the bone tender! YUM! (I suddenly want barbecue ribs again.)

Sorry, disco. If I had known it was going to be this bad, I would've suggested we had gone with a Grizzlebee's celebration instead. lol

Yeah, but what if I want to see their faces? lol

I mean it makes sense that scoob wouldn't have encountered Mo. Didn't that dude hang out in IB?

I'm like Bob Geldof. I don't like Mondays.

One of the few Styx songs I thoroughly enjoy.

Good news: Farmers, my auto insurance company, said the other driver in the accident was a fault. Bad news: it sounds like GEICO, the other driver's insurance company, might be trying to say I was at fault. Moral of the story: Don't get into a wreck. Also, GEICO sucks ass.

I'd do my best Ryan Gosling impression, but I don't have blond hair. Or blue eyes. Or millions of dollars. *bleep*

I get that they're important. I'd just like to know why they're important. Like...what's the reason they have no face?

I know. I was really enjoying it. I've had a crush on her since the Big Bang Theory premiered on CBS back in '07. I just wish it had been longer.

Have you tried using the trick Anna Faris' character in the House Bunny uses? She repeats the name in a low growl.

I'm sorry. I wish I could do something to help.

I wouldn't know. >_>

lol Okay?

Is it anything...like this?

lol Why?

Yes. lol

And as an Irish-American, I dance it every single day. (When I can, anyway.) (No, I'm not posting a video of me doing a jig. Sorry.)