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A dance off? Wait. Wait. I know! Whoever can sing the song "Careless Whisper" in the most hilariously metal way wins.

Is she playing this on the radio?

I think the moral of the story is PhilosopherStoned is never gonna dance again...or something.

Okay. lol

So now that we know who Phil is... lol j/k Seriously, phenomenal job.

Congratulations. I'd get you a S'mores Blizzard from Dairy Queen, but I ate it. Because I got it for me, not you.

Sadly, yes.

Nevermind. It was a dumb joke that would've come off as a little mean even though I didn't intend for it to be taken that way.

People actually like this? God help us all. Oh. And the dipshit's from Houston. THAT MAKES IT EVEN WORSE!

Just some needless board drama. Nothing more.

Fair. lol

The Nygma Machine?

I had some pizza from Little Caesar's. Now I'm going to get a milk shake. Because reasons.

Try being old enough to remember watching American Gladiators when it was first shown on TV. T_T

There were some animated sequences in the game show, yes. There was also a syndicated cartoon series on TV around the same time, too.

I remember my 6th grade history teacher using it to ask us about geography and history. You'd get a foreign coin for every five questions you answered correctly. I think I had gotten seven or eight foreign coins that year. I wish I had kept them all, too, but they got lost when we moved into our new house a few years later.

You right now: Seriously, man, just stop.

Edward Elric told him he wasn't going to use him to bring his brother Alphonse back.

Hey, we did it in 2015. We ended up making the playoffs. Only to be unceremoniously shut out by Kansas City's stiffling defense. At home.

No, I didn't. I don't know if I want to either. Also, does anybody really look at that? I never have.

I know I should know who this is, but I don't. Please enlighten me.

*sigh* Dude, just stop. You've dug yourself into a deep enough hole. Put the shovel up, do a mea culpa, and move on.

I would not have voted for myself had I stayed in the competition. I would've voted for Vela regardless of the quality of my own submission.

I've always lowkey respected the Giants. They were in the first Super Bowl I actually remember watching with my older brothers. (Super Bowl XXV) Still, GO TEXANS! pooh: In fairness, I don't remember ever seeing scoob in IB. But if you say you saw him post in IB, I believe you.

I love slow-roasted smoked hog. Talk about meat that's fall off the bone tender! YUM! (I suddenly want barbecue ribs again.)