Gemini

Or it could be you-know-who, hence the Shrek thing.

I AM from Houston, and I heard about this. lol And as a native of the Houston area, I can verify that it does indeed get hot enough to do this EVERY! FUCKING! YEAR! lol (Sorry for swearing.)

Who the hell is that guy? (Seriously, it's not me. I was still asleep an hour ago.)

Good because the Titans suck. (Why do they suck? Because they used to be the Houston Oilers, and Bud Adams threw a big hissy fit and moved them after we told him no on building a new stadium for him when he asked for it. If he had been more patient, he would be playing in NRG Stadium. But noooooooooope. Can't have that.)

I have some questions, but I'll go with only one. The obvious one, actually. When did you get it?

Why does this remind me of this?

I've had a couple of those before. Too bad I can't remember them because they happened several years ago.

Kitty! Oh, Mittens, are you eating gerbils?

He just wants attention. And damn it, we're giving it to him. lol

Thank you for being a friend. You're a pal and a confidant.

Fair. Also, enjoy your trip, man. Have fun!

The guy wearing the baseball jersey and the Titans hat?

Have you gotten your sister to help you with it? Also, you should try resetting the WiFi router.

I have, too. I can't wait to see what she comes up with.

Tonight on Music from The Hearts of Space, we'll go on a cosmic joyride with some space music by various bay area artists. First up on Hearts of Space, John Tesh with Whispering Firestorm. Then it's Yanni with SnoreMaster of Trafalgamar. Then comes bay area musician DelMondo with his Sominex Suite in B-flat. Then a synthesized interplanetary salute to Perry Como. At the end of the hour, we'll have information about the types of sedatives used by tonight's artists, on Music... from... The Hearts... of Space.

Fine, fine. Yes, I’m an alien. In fact, I’m a Time Lord.

Of course, MediCare sides with the hospice care place over us regarding my grandmother and her health. Fucking assholes. Go eat a dick!

Just tell them "Not interested. Thanks anyway" and smile.

That looks absolutely gorgeous. Reminds me of Galveston Beach, but with trees. (And without the Seawall, of course.)

Thanks, my friend. The adjuster's supposed to be coming out in the next few days to take a look at the damage. (We didn't get the police involved because we were both turning into a residential area.)

I'm fine. Car's able to be driven, still. I just hate how elderly drivers can be sometimes. I was trying to turn slow from the lane of traffic I was in on to the road I live on. The other guy turned left, coming across the lane of traffic I was in on to the same street. I went to hit the brake but my foot slipped and we collided. Still, he shouldn't have been turning when I was turning.

Just when I think it can't get any worse...I was in a car accident today. (It wasn't my fault; Texas law gives me the right-of-way if I'm turning right onto a street, which I was, and the other vehicle is turning left across a lane of traffic onto the same street, which he was.)

I always thought that John Cena was the modern day Hulk Hogan. And I missing something here?

May his sacrifice always be remembered.