Gemini

I'm friends with a female elf-looking type thing? (I mean Vela's avatar. lol)

I didn't call the police. I know I should have, but I was being nice because the other driver was an octogenarian. Lesson learned.

Why can't people be honest when an accident happens? GEICO has decided that I was at fault even though Farmers said the other guy was at fault, and that I had the right-of-way. GEICO, EAT A DICK!

Well, the New York Metro Area is well known for its many culinary choices.

(Sorry. Had to do it. lol)

I remember that. I also remember that he would call me "Fidel" because I once had an alt (that was created out of necessity, of course) called Castrovalva, which was also the name of Peter Davison's first story as the Fifth Doctor, aka the guy who's currently my avatar. Oh, and BATHL is short for Bay Area Tech Hipster Liberal. (for @Vela and @The_annoying_one. lol)

You're not happy, are you?

I'm confident it's gonna be awesome as well! I kinda wish I had stayed in the competition because this sounds like something that's right up my alley. lol

I'm just waiting for time travel to become a thing so I can go back and change my own personal history to the point where I'm a multi-billionaire and own my own sports teams.

Spicy chicken nuggets from Popeyes.

Nissan makes Altima.

Wait. poIexia?

A couple cheeseburgers I made myself.

I know it's probably wishful thinking, but I hope and pray AEW keeps MJF (Maxwell Jacob Friedman, for those who don't know) as a face regardless of what happens with his program with Adam Cole. (They're currently a tag team that was kinda "thrown together" on television.)

I love how both of us know you're the one who caused this whole mess yet you still somehow play the victim because I blocked your number. Typical narcissistic behavior. Nothing's changed. The sooner I'm finally no longer legally obligated to have anything to do with you, the better.

Greetings.

Goodbye?

Yay, rain! Woo hoo!

I like how “shut up, scoob” is a thing. Because reasons.

Yes.

Why does it seem like I can't do anything right today?

At least one person begs to differ. >_>