Gemini

I mean I was bound to lose eventually.

*slowly raises hand*

I was just about to post the same news, but from NFL.com instead. Rest in Peace, Dick. My thoughts and prayers go out to the Chicago Bears organization and its fanbase.

I can see that, actually. (Or should I say hear? lol)

Except for those who have seen the Walking Dead. Carol uses it as a substitute for milk while making cookies for Porchdick's younger son. (For the record, "Porchdick" is not a racial slur. It's an insult, coined by Kevin Smith on an episode of Talking Dead, which was directed at the Season 5 character Pete Anderson.)

Happy Birthday, man!

KITTY!

To Scoob, my favorite USC Trojan, Happy Birthday, dude! Also, Happy Birthday, stonergoth!

I'm staying away from this question. Also, in my experience, a lot of people on the spectrum are forthcoming about it anyway. (I don't know why either.)

A female dear? lol

Carter should've had that one.

Well, damn. lol Pooh: It's just easier for me to say okay and nod my head than give some semiconvoluted but somehow still true explanation. lol Also, yes. Yes, I did see it. lulz

I was gonna sign up for YouTube TV for NFL Sunday Ticket. Looks like I dodged a Taylor Swift-sized bullet, didn’t I?

Well, that's just special.

Houston beat Pittsburgh 30-6, which is significant because we inducted JJ Watt into the Texans Ring of Honor today as well. (His brother, T.J., plays defense for the Steelers, and he did wreck havoc on us quite a bit.) I wonder if Carolina wishes they had selected C.J. Stroud instead? He's looking better and better. Yeah, yeah. I know. "Shut up, Gemini!"

Was it...this?

Nico Collins, man. WOO!

He had nobody to help carry the load. How can I put this? It's like Michael Jordan's first few seasons. He literally dragged those Bulls teams to the playoffs singlehandedly his first three years in the league, only to be unceremoniously eliminated in the first round. Things didn't turn around for him competitively until the Bulls got Scottie Pippen and, eventually, Phil Jackson. That's when they started winning championships. Granted, basketball is nowhere near the same type of team sport football is. Still, it takes more than one huge superstar to win in any team sport. Even Wayne Gretzky, the greatest hockey player ever (at least in my opinion), needed help to win the four Stanley Cups he won.

I dont know where they are, but I do know that someone took them from you after you screamed "LET'S DONKEY PUNCH THE NIGHT TO DEATH!"

LULZ! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

I remember when they were pretty good, but that was because Barry Sanders practically carried the team on his back.

That’s not my point. lol Also, what in the hell is the so-called October promise?

Let this post be the end of this thread once and for all.

Happy Birthday!