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Yeah, no. It won't. Please use your head.

Linkin Park's music does nothing for me. Why? Because I think it sucks. Yep. I said it. Linkin Park sucks. Get over it.

I'm so glad I went and bought some popcorn because man, this is just...yeah.

Maple-flavored pork stuff (bacon, sausage, etd.) tastes like shit.

Same. I had to quit watching after Vegeta became subservient to Buu. The Prince of all Saiyans letting some fat dickhole bad dude tell him what to do? Nope. (Of course, it's been so long I may be getting some stuff mixed up so bear with me, please?)

I don't care for anything DragonBall related after the Cell saga.

Same. I should've found a way to keep mine. I'd be enjoying it even now.

Can we at least be friends?

Good thing we never got together. I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE the taste of peanut butter and chocolate together

Blue cheese tastes like what I think feet and ass taste like...mixed together.

Same. CountFrylock and I have been talking some, too. Also, can I just say that there couldn't have been a worse week for three of my top players are injured? I ended up dropping two of them, one of which, Saints WR Chris Olave, I should've just kept because he ended up playing tonight and getting over 9 fantasy points, which would've given me an early lead this week against...you, actually. lol I'm praying that McCaffrey plays Monday night because he's on the Can't Cut List. FML in the ass. lol

No. My fantasy team is the South Park Cows. I think you're talking to Alvarado Reindeers, who is run by the guy whose UEMB name is @CountFrylock. He's a good guy.

Fair enough. I'm just happy Lions' fans have something to be happy about. And I completely agree with you on Goff. I watched him play some while he was at Cal-Berkeley, and I thought he was gonna be pretty good even back then. But of course, I thought the same thing about Brock Osweiler when he played for Arizona State. And we know what happened with him. lol *sheds Houston Texans tears*

That's pretty good. Nice choice. Still, I was thinking of something more like this. (Just a personal preference.)

They're too busy fucking mothers. lol

So the dude in the video you posted in the OP is threatened by this cute girl? Major LULZ!

What? No Diamond Head? I am disappoint.

I don't know. What I do know is bitchslapping someone as hard as humanly possible is a sport.

Yes, it does. It's a great feeling, indeed. Also, The Lions are 5-1! I know it's still early in the season, but could they be for real?

Titties and ass. Because, well, why the fuck not?

South Park Cows bounce back and win this week! Woo hoo!

Congratulations, man!

Not feeling well today. I’m sure you can tell by my facial expression.

Also, it's a brand new season for your Jets. I never thought I'd say that after Aaron Rodgers went down so yes, this is a good thing for Gang Green. Congrats, pooh. At 3-3, you still have a chance to make the playoffs this year. In other news, the Texans are also 3-3. This is significant because Houston won three games in each of the last two seasons. Not saying we're gonna make the playoffs yet, but man, it feels good to be a Texans fan again.

@scoobdog: Battle for the Jewelled Shillelagh is currently on NBC. Are you watching?