wacky1980

this name was registered on 2/9/04, but i had another one from oct/nov 03. wonder if i can find it...

i've only entered my own personal income, and i'm estimated at about $9k return so far. i still have to enter the wife's two jobs (will result in reductions to that number of probably $2-3k). and then our sched. k-1's, which are still a toss-up because i haven't seen how the new tax laws will affect the corp taxes yet. also we took on some new debt and lost some r.e. value thru the demo/construction project, so that will have some effect as well. last year i itemized, but this year i probably won't, considering the standard deduction doubled. and it'll be a good 2 months before i have my personal taxes done, because of needing to finish up the bar first. so i'm not getting too worked up over any of it anytime soon.

we got them specifically because they were both black. wife is a halloween nut and a ghost-hunter type. they suit her. plus, the boys like them and they're pretty easygoing animals.

contortionists, these two. and this is always. on the floor, on the couch, in the rockers. daytime, nighttime. the thunder and the shadow low light so a little blurry, sorry. also, don't look at the stained up couch. three kids, two cats, and one broke-ass shampooer that can barely keep up.

i don't know why you people think i'm trying to be funny. these are just observations.

shit, i'm sorry. i completely forgot you don't like to talk about your massive pile of wealth. a wealth so massive, in fact, that the sunrise hits it before anything else within 500 miles. so massive, in fact, that it can be seen from the surface of the moon. with the naked eye. so massive, IN FACT, that it almost can't even fit inside fugg's hooha. now THAT's a massive wealth.

hemorrhoid cream is sold as "unscented" and yet you rub it around on your asshole. where's the sense in that?

we get it. you have boats full of cash. enough to buy a brand new off-road AWD animal. enough to live in some fantasy winter wonderland where the virgin powder rises up to meet your running boards daily. where starbucks flows up out of the earth like a macchiato hot spring, and all the pretty english girls romp about in white lingerie. yes, all the pretty english girls. all three of them.

i actually got the chance to get a clear view. too cold to take the telescope outside (lenses would have frosted/fogged instantly) so i just used my phone to take a pic.

my list is actually pretty similar: pats, raiders, saints. so i was halfway satisfied today, even though it meant the rams get to move on.

overcast here tonight. we won't be able to see it bring us pics if you get the chance!

ugh, another pats fan.

this was my front yard last weekend. the stick says <13" but it was a heavy, wet snow and it compressed as it fell. 16-20" is what the local news said. in yesterday's storm, we got an inch. then we got another inch today. supposed to get down to about 0F tonight, then we warm back up to get some rain by tuesday. lovely.

i've never seen this site before, but i'll have to check it out next hurricane season. i like to nerd out on the forecast discussions at weather.gov (national weather service official site) for my local / regional forecasts. the conversations are usually pretty technical, and they generally refuse to post hard numbers more than 48 hours out. but even they were way off with this storm.

working @bank drive-up this morning. got a band at the bar tonight. bartender meeting tomorrow morning. football/beer tomorrow afternoon. and i'll probably work at the bar monday so the wife can take the day off. no rest for the stupid.

"seriously guise. this guy that works at NASA told my buddy we were gonna get up to 2 feet of snow this weekend. it's gonna be even worse than last weekend (we did get 20" last weekend, btw)! and this NASA guy nailed the prediction for last weekend, so i completely believe him." that's all i've heard all week. even from family. and when i was all like "whoa, pump those brakes. we're not getting 2 feet of snow. the system's moving too fast / freezing line may slide 'nort / the low is too far south / etc etc" i was met with a bunch of "you don't fucking know. you're not a meteorologist." then about thursday, models started backing off on snowfall totals. and the freezing line started creeping 'nort. friday morning, they were down to 3-6" total. it was supposed to start snowing yesterday about 3pm, when the WINTER STORM WARNING took effect. around 9pm, it snowed the first flakes, but quickly turned to rain/sleet and stayed that way til about midnight. by time i woke up this morning, it had already burned out / blown thru. they just canceled the warning, which was supposed to go until dark today. as for our precip totals? maybe a half inch of sleet and a half inch of snow. if i can find that NASA guy, i'ma punch him in his 2 foot long dick for making everyone shit themselves in fear all week. same goes for NWS/KSTL.

my favorite diet fad is the one where you strive to achieve ketoacidosis. sounds dreamy. or, y'know, simple portion control and exercise. which basically boils down to the "calories in < calories out" idea. i started a new exercise thing with the wife this week since we're now past the holiday bingefest and we can focus on fitness again. i plan on dropping about 15-20 pounds by spring.

nah, i'm totally a pig. i just know when to bite my tongue.

it didn't make me feel bad or angry or anything. i was pretty cool with it. there's nothing wrong with being fair and kind, nor promoting the same.

pretty much, yeah.

dudes are finding it offensive because it challenges their perception of manliness. also, vast liberal conspiracy to further the pussification of america, etc etc.

might be a tit bit nipply to be viewing an eclipse sunday night. we're supposed to be down to about 5F.

it gets kinda hard to keep track past a certain point, but we got anywhere from 16-20" this last weekend. i think we're only on the hook for another 5-8 this weekend, but it's supposed to be windy af and cold after the storm ends. at this point, fuck it. bring on the spall, baby. i can't wait to see the shit.

hmmm...board-dad...i mean, i guess it kinda makes sense and all. i really get more of a board-step-dad vibe from you though. like, the rich new mama-masher who actually makes good on his promises to take all the kids to disney next year. but might also be a swinger and/or coke head. i got my eye on you mr...