wacky1980

do you want to hate your birthday? because this is how you pavlov your way into hating your birthday.

that's imperial ipa for ya--definitely not porch pounders. new belgium did a pretty good job with their ranger varietals. the voodoo ranger hazy ipa was the first neipa i actually enjoyed...back before they were EVERYWHERE. but if you ever get a chance to try any of their wood cellar reserves, that's where NB really struck gold imo.

hbd cracklins!

"family" attraction. that is beautiful.

do you work for menards?

sure. so how many of the rooms in the rainbow motel are still painted puke yellow? surely you've seen the inside of most of them, what with all the ladies thirsty for that hog.

modesty. i can respect that.

it's funny. the last time i was thru holiday city, i heard tale of a strange man with a giant cock. it all makes sense now.

it doesn't get much more north in ohio than toledo. west, sure ok. holiday city?

this sounds just like the start of some clickbait. "and what she found will AMAZE YOU!!"

i wouldn't claim it either.

saturday night in toledo ohio is like being nowhere at all

it's not about filling them in; nothing will do that (in a way that costs less than just replacing the glass entirely). it's about reducing their appearance so they're not such an annoyance. but again, i've never tried it myself.

"they" say to spray some wd-40 on the screen, and it seeps into the cracks and makes them kinda disappear. i've never tried it so ymmv.

i'm sitting here on the couch, with zombieland on in the background, sipping on a barrel-aged imperial stout. my birthday gift to myself, after a day of doing absolutely nothing birthday-related. well, that's not 100% accurate. the boys sang me "happy birthday" about five times. but beyond that, it's just another damn day. and i'm really good with that. thanks for the shout everyone.

grassy ass, mi amigos! 39 years on this earth. and i've spent 16 of them in this community. fuck me, that's a lotta years. we're all growing old together. ain't that neat?

i get one from my parents every year for birthday and wedding anniversary. it's basically the cost of dinner, since we live far enough away that they can't actually take us out for most special occasions.

THIS GUY KNOWS HOW TO PARTY

crapcakes

i have a headache. nope, not from a hangover or anything like that. what did i do to deserve this?? and no pills in sight. maybe i'll try drinking a red bull or something...

if you're hungry, definitely eat until you're full. i don't think there's any doctor who will tell you otherwise while you're pregnant. and i don't want to ruin your morning coffee or anything, but some of the changes you go thru while pregnant, don't revert back once you're no longer pregnant/nursing. the coffee tolerance may never come back. or it may change, and you'll only like black coffee instead of doctored up. the human body is so fucking strange and interesting.

my wife and i were platonic friends for the first like 3 years, while we were both in other relationships. we both became single within a couple months of each other. it wasn't until that point that shit just kinda happened.

i'm getting ready to leave the bank for "lunch" i.e. run down to the bar to mix up a few gallons of frozen cocktail stuffs, followed by stopping in at the courthouse to pay first installment of property taxes. might actually get to eat lunch at some point too. sup chu?