wacky1980

aaaaand now i have to find time for a hernia surgery. so that's nice.

in this particular instance, the $231 charge for "Promotions" was the free delivery offered to customers. it was a cost incurred by the restaurant, not grubhub.

social distancing.

glowstick in cocktail violates all the food sanitation codes. maybe you'll find one of these at uncle joey's annual backyard barbecue and fireworks blowout, but with 2x vodka and served in a color-changing plastic cup with the 2009 bike week logo on the side.

it depends on which service they're using, but in some cases yes. burger king was happy to offer it because a little income is better than no income, and they can probably do enough volume to make up the difference. they're also a lot more profitable than a family-owned or local restaurant, so taking a % off the top doesn't affect them as adversely as a local joint. this photo made the rounds back in april, after grubhub ran a "free delivery" promotion that ended up costing a chicago food truck owner over 20% of his sales revenue for the month. on top of the 20% commission they take, plus delivery charges and processing fees.

i read this as "i think i'm ready to start dating any tops" and suddenly shit became real clear.

excellent. keep up the good work my boy!

speaking of your annual reviews... *reviews* you've been spending an unusual amount of time outside the noise folder lately. i thought we were clear on your role in this institution. if this continues, i'm gonna have to schedule you a meeting with tom up in HR to refresh you on your list of duties. we're counting on you mr. mizer. do the right thing.

this is a team effort man. don't you want to be a part of this winning team?

can you like ... clean up some junk posts to fix these numbers? approx 5500 or so?

maybe if your food delivery service didn't charge the restaurant out the ass in fees, then offer free* delivery (again, shifted to the restaurant), the sole worker might make enough money preparing and selling food out the door to pay another staffer to help him out. nah, fuck that guy for being selfish.

fuckin beer distributors. i'm holding tap lines open for your dumb asses, and you can't get a truck over here? we were supposed to get our order last tuesday, a full week ago. promised delivery again thursday. then friday. then no later than today. and again today, no delivery. people are gonna be disappointed that we stopped carrying those breweries you deliver. hopefully those breweries drop you as their distributor, so we can get their beers again in the future. because i'm not spending another dime with your dumb asses.

so that's where he went. ew.

well they do in the movies. that reminds me. actors use zippos too.

arsonists use zippos too.

crushed sandwich is still sandwich. i'm saving myself and then eating that shit anyways.

fuck/marry/kill (in no particular order): -matt damon's skull -rick james -komodo dragon aaaaaaand GO!

really excited to get a few more inches of rain from this tropical storm heading this way. we needed a few more inches of rain.

y''know what's really sad, is that one of them damn anime folder kids is gonna claim the 1 millionth post later tonight. and they won't even know they did it. what a shame.

it's not too late. 223 posts and 198 threads. this is the challenge of our times.

we need almost as many new threads as we need new posts at this point. not gonna happen

they could be moved off-board once it's all over. i just want the satisfaction of seeing all the round numbers at the same time.

WE'RE NOT GONNA MAKE IT GUISE. MAKE NEW THREADS NAO.

apparently i've been carrying around a sign that says "MR. FIX IT FOR FREE" because these last few days have been some bullshit.