wacky1980

like i said, if you think giving up alcohol and replacing it with java monster is a healthy move, be my guest. i'm not about to stop you.

i specifically put the "as with all things, moderation is key" in there because of things like alcoholism, liver disease, etc. alcohol contributes to more deaths than sugary beverages. no one is denying that. but we're talking about people who drink a lot more than one or two at a time. if you drank six java monsters every day and i drank six pints of beer every day, we're both gonna be fucked over time. if you think it's safe to guzzle canned coffee drinks, go for it champ. hell, double it up for all i care.

the average beer contains about a gram of sugar per pint (the yeast attenuates the sugars during fermentation. that's how you get alcohol, btw). java monster has 35 grams of sugar per 16oz. the calorie content is about the same (some beers have more than java monster at 220, but many have far less). however, java monster has over 450mg of sodium. beer has maybe 15mg. also, beer has no fat or cholesterol or caffeine. i mean, if you want to compare the health risks of the two beverages, you're gonna have a bad time. as with all things, moderation is key. if you can't control your drinking, then it's probably best that you stay off the sauce.

even after two or three, i think you're still being nicer to your body than if you drink one of those coffee-flavored sugar bombs.

i shared a bomber of CBS last night with my wife and her brother. i'm on the fence with that one; it's really damn good and makes for a respectable digestif, but it's almost too sweet for my taste. still trying to track down a bottle of KBS though. haven't had that one yet, but i hear it's better if maple sizzurp ain't your thing. then i switched to pseudo sue and happiness ensued. the pints of happiness, to be exact.

i make it a point to enjoy a few of the various vices, within reason of course. it's the shit that gets put into nearly everything on the store shelf that you should be watching out for. processed sugars, food dyes, HFCS, preservatives, etc. a can of beer is generally far less harmful than a can of java monster.

but that's not an alcoholic beverage.

wouldn't that just be coke though?

slippery nipple

...gin?

there would be a fuckload of human bacon on the market. look at all the fatties out there, with their big, long pig bellies.

and that's cool, but i'm not going to read three chapters in just to find out how he turned off a character's superpower, when all i really wanted to know is who's doing the banging.

oh, i think you know. also. if you can't exist in this thread without support from another, then i guess we're done.

it's not your responsibility, no. but if you demand i do some research, rather than answering questions about glaring plot holes from excerpts you provided, unprovoked btw, then my research shall not include actually reading the work. if you can't provide a potential reader with an answer to a simple question, then why should i invest myself?

i'm researching right now, in this thread. what better way to understand than by asking the author, directly, about how these events can logically unfold? i'm not about to waste several hours of my time on something i have no interest in reading. you can bring me there though, with your succinct and satisfying explanations. work the soil, man.

it requires an explanation though. i can't be expected to live inside the pages of your work if the plot holes keep dragging me back out.

so jean's telekinesis is broken too? seems quite ... convenient.

it was actually more to do with, y'know, the supernatural mutant powers the ladies possess, which should, in theory, give them a hefty advantage over a handful of XL iguanas.

so the gangbang. is it the x-men ladies doing the doing, or the dinos?

it's funny because an x-men character is amazed at the existence of a creature that shouldn't exist in the real, modern world. am i doing this right?

depends on the species of dinosaurs, i'd say. microraptor? well that would just be cute.

i was sure someone was gonna spoil this with the "well i eat pussy so" and it never happened, not once. i'm a little bit proud of you folks.

they're all wriggly and twitchy. i soaked them in alcohol and now they don't want to cooperate.

because shitty parents will do whatever it takes to satiate their shitty kids. if shitty kids want their kidz bop versions of shitty pop music, then by god, they're gonna get their kidz bop versions of shitty pop music.