ITasteLikeSex

u havin a beef with me, laddie?

i never had beef with you

itastelikesex died while flying his corvette over the rocky mountains while doing sex to over 100 hot babes at once. now he is immortalized in a golden statue of himself on mt rushmore where he is even greater than the guys who were blown up into the mountain. there will be an eternal funeral service to how great and cool he was so everyone can be sad that he died.

ARGY

I'M ITLS, YOU BLISTERING BLUEBERRY

All the printers I've owned refuse to print grayscale if one of the color cartridges is empty.

The more alcohol I drink, the smarter I get

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Man I miss my dad a lot.

DIMMSMADOME

Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?

wtf

Were you naked the first time you weighed yourself?

Clone and stamp tool, dude. Not smudge.

2-3 oz of Smirnoff vodka. 5-7 oz of premixed countrytime pink lemonade. Pour the Smirnoff vodka into a collins glass filled with ice cubes. Add the Country Time pink lemonade, and splash in some Gatorade fruit punch. Add a small glowstick for garnish, and serve with a straw.

believe these nuts gotem

No one knows who you are

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