ITasteLikeSex

you play magic the gathering

all those times that i said i love you

you couldn't take deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeez nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts

im you

you're mean

I'll pee on a video. I'll even pee on a DVD.

You're a champion

You're alive

You're not a jerk

You have upward mobility in the world

I have no idea who you are

Midnight hasn't talked to me in a long time

You're a pretty cool guy

Except stilgar or packard

I like you

It's when you cook a good cheeseburger

Yes

exactly zero of this story makes sense but good job getting free food

seriously though go fuck yourself nobody likes you

STILGAR CONFIRMED FOR NECROPHILIAC

I quit smoking. Now I have to live longer.

also i'm bald fuck being bald i want glorious golden locks

i'm still fat