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My favorite thing to do on my days off especially on Sundays.

Ooh, so just a couple of years before they make you poop in a box and mail it ...fun times, but not the reason I ever thought I'd be mailing a turd.

ftfy

I used to hate naps, until I got on prozac Now they're kind of inevitable if I stop moving I was a little scared my blood sugar was off or something, but my last blood test that shit was almost nominal.. and my liver enzymes were both back in the green. Even my Cholesterol was good, would anyone like to see? I don't have a lot to flex about guys.... and, I also fear that next year when I hit 40 everything is just going to go to shit suddenly. I think that just anxiety, because my Doctor these days is all "You're still young, but you're getting close to 'that age' where people start having cholesterol and heart issues, and blah blah blah" Like, Brother... I'm a millennial. At this point I have accepted I am not allowed to die without permission from the eternal council of Boomers

I have been fkn missing out. Taking full advantage of this. I got a Dr appt at 10:45 and I'm going to celebrate immediately after

I figured it should be Michael but these mfers dont care...this is why i cant call prompt goofs artists...you dont just put out a shit product because you wanna be first

The AI was somehow too stupid to generate CJ and just made two Franklins instead.

These mfers didn't even know it was a thing...just like me. But here we go... anything for a click. Really, getting rid of fact checkers was a brilliant move...people dont care about facts...just more slop, pls

Kinda wild to think about being the last generation to have experienced what "spring" is supposed to be like. The old Shatner "perfect day" joke doesn't even make sense anymore.

Has a warrant for his arrest in Bainbridge Island, Washington for throwing a blue Koopa shell at a ice cream truck because it refused to stop for him when he waved for it.

Flies to Belgium anytime he wants waffles.

Had a burmese tiger pit built on his property to trap annoying door-to-door salespersons and Christmas carolers.

True silence is so fucking underrated. God, I’m such a clichèd introvert.

Last day of roast...it was good I got some apple studel

Really? You know he's here, right... I'm high so I might be misinterpreting

Now there's a name I haven't heard in ages it seems like.

Perseus gave me points for that just fyi, not holding it against him just be careful.

This again…if I ever get more hungry and less “IDGAF”. Baked beans too.

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Stolen from reddit -

Unfortunately for you I always keep my dms disabled 😁

It's ok. I have a special picture from her to you. Incoming DM.

Huh.. now I'm going to associate it with Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny.. which also recently turned 20 years old..