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Oven roasted chicken breasts, mashed potatoes, peas and carrots and 4 cheese rice.

I kind of wanted to just pick up some takeout tonight, but the only places within walking distance are legit restaurants that would probably charge more than I’m willing to spend. Not to mention this brutally cold wind that’s probably only going to get worse as the night progresses. Oh well. I’ll figure something out later. I’m not hungry right now anyway.

Happy birthday, or belated by now. Idk

Mad Men is on HBO now, and I'm rewatching it. I have the ad version, as it comes free with my phone plan. The thing is this might be the only show where I don't mind getting ads. The whole show is about selling bullshit to Americans, and the ads show what bullshit is being pushed to modern people.

A Meowy Christmas / 10 ... 6/10 This has got to be the most low-budget, dumbest movies I've ever seen, so of course I couldn't stop laughing throughout pretty much the whole thing. Just one of those cases I think of where it's so bad it's good somehow.

Burbank pop culture websites are out here to tell you that Bill Dauterive in drag is as emotionally triggering as the movie Precious.

Yes.

Tony: You had anything to do with a little boating accident that went down and is all over the news? Freedom fighters trying to stop people smuggling in Asia. Luis: Shit... I heard... Tony: I’m shitting with you. They were arms smugglers hitched to some of the worst governments in West Africa. You fucking idiot, Luis. Don’t turn into a freedom fighter.

- Sexy Time. • 2008 Luis Lopez acquired a Buzzard and sank a terror cell yacht with the chopper’s built-in missiles. With Luis’ help, Yusuf Amir gifts the Buzzard to his father Abdul.

“Beat that, daddy-o.” - Yusuf Amir

... • 2008 Yusuf Amir. Big time real estate developer who dodged a bullet by avoiding Playboy X. For Luis, a huge step up from the usual dickbags. Rather than debt burden, Yusuf wants to franchise Tony’s clubs, and only sees earnest mercenary potential in Luis.

Happy Birthday, Cat Mom!

Mori: Well, I own Tony. Ergo, I own your ass as well. Get used to it. Luis: Hey, no one owns me, bro. Mori: Ooh, I beg to differ.

- Kibbutz Number One. • 2008 Luis & Mori fight with some antsy drug dealers in Bohan as a first step into clearing Tony’s debt with the Israeli fitness guru.

Mori: Hey, how many guys got the juice to get into some Foreign Legion shit when they're 18? You were probably still sucking on your momma's titty at that age. Luis: I was doing time, bro. And leave my momma out of it.

Mori: Wow, it's incredible - he looks like a man, but he talks like a pussy!