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A part of me would’ve retched *or wanted to retch* if Viacom got it. But I’m just not in the demographic for any of their shit anymore, and should’ve saw this coming. They killed Blockbuster.

This might be the single worst thing to ever happen to this industry.

... • 2008 Niko carried on the urban legend of Claude Speed in the Liberty underworld. Everyone knew Niko as the guy to get a job done professionally.

Roman: Niko, shit, I hope this guy is paying you good for saving his ass. Niko: He just got out of prison and he hasn't got much but... I made the right decision.

Niko: You should know that he asked me to end you first. He was going to pay me a lot of money to do it. Dwayne: Shit, man. He was a good kid back in the day. Always hungry though, always wanted more. Niko: You can't predict what people will become. Dwayne: You right. I can't give you no money for helping me, son. But I got the deed to Playboy's fancy silk sheet loft. You can have it.

Niko: You didn't change the game, the game changed you.

Playboy X: But it's killed or be killed out there. And you got a lunatic after you? Man, you dumb.

- The Holland Play. • 2008 Playboy X has asked Niko to rid himself of Dwayne Forge. The man who taught him everything. It’s an act Niko objects to, and is all around abhorred by. He doesn’t even think of how high the pay will be.

Playboy X: Jesus? He did some crazy shit, too. He killed people. He killed that John the Baptist cat. He did what he had to do. Niko: I don't think you're correct about that... Plaboy X: Dwayne... it’s like he thinks it’s 1992, and the best thing you can hope for is a gold chain and a pager.

I guess I randomly trauma dumped on Reddit last night without even realizing it. Woke up this morning to a mountain of upvotes, comments and “awards”. Fuck, I really don’t need this kind of attention….

Niko: How did the big real estate deal go? Playboy X: That cat ain't got no vision, wants to shut down the site and shit. Make it a memorial to Union workers who've died in accidents. Man, fuck Yusuf Amir. I got bigger problems. Come see me now.

Happy birthday, molar!

U.L. Paper: Did you serve your purpose? Niko: Yes. U.L. Paper: Then you are that much closer to finding the man you are after.

welp, that means this is your job now. enjoy...🏃🏿‍♂️💨

- Portrait of a Killer. • 2008 After subduing an Oleg Minkov writing questionable things online, Niko’s second task for the government was ending a criminal ring of Russians financing terrorism.

“Most murderers are committed by people you know. Most wives are killed by their husbands.” - Niko Bellic

Niko: You know a lot. U.L. Paper: Yes. You're looking for some people. Niko: We're all looking for that special someone. U.L. Paper: But most of us don't want to kill them when we find them.

Roman: You are looking at a reformed man, Niko. Niko: Who? Where? Point him out, will you? Roman: I've come through the tunnel and seen the light. My gambling problem is under control. Niko: Really? I bet you ten dollars it isn't.

Niko: Minkov is dead, the country is safe. U.L. Paper: Not by a long shot, smartass. Nothing is safe, no one is safe.

ha ha. i love him more. i got mine up 1st.