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The reviews for this movie said it was pretty good. The reviews for this movie absolutely lied to me. Oh well. Price I pay for doing everything I wanted to do this afternoon just so I could be bored at night.

...Then why doesn’t it have an actual release date by now? Lol.

Hornswoggle is his first cousin

Sued Hooters for false advertising when he learned there are no actual owls in the place.

Convinced a Cheetah Lounge dancer to give him a lapdance dressed as Chester Cheetah.

When he wants to shoot his shot with a girl, he blares an airhorn directly at the back of a lady’s head and knows she’s the one if she laughs at it.

Always brings his pogo stick with him on a first date.

Convinced ghostrek that people have to slap bald heads as well as pinch them on St. Patrick’s Day.

Convinced Ghostrek that Mount Rushmore was carved by lightning.

Fired for dropping firecrackers into the work toilets.

Bacon Eggs (scrambled not sunny side down) Cheesy grits Biscuits Sunny D

Has been the World Yodeling Champion since 2017.

Lost a rap battle to Bill Nye The Science Guy.

currently working on an 'incoherent babling to english dictionary'

Teaches a class at the local college on how to effectively clap for the shoe hands.

bleh hot dogs, chips. i had some black beans earlier i was making for the daughter. that was delicious. but they didn't stay long.

sad face....but lol'ing. so much lol'ing

for several years now, he has been sending 'quantom physics' his articles on the non-existance of the number four. .. ... well obviously he hasn't heard back.

One Piece 759 Tune In to the Midnight Heart 2

Rotisserie chicken from like Saturday or so... Idc, if you want me to eat better, bring me something

Quarter Pounder meal from McDonald’s. I guess my months-long break from fast food is over, but I’m not complaining.