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There's a good reason those of us in the ASMB Old Guard claimed [as]'s programming department was staffed by monkeys.

Had a dream last night that Toonami was replaced with F1 but kept Tom around in 2D animated bumps.

This is just getting silly.

Dude, the little old ladies in babushkas are always the ones with the dainty ankles and trim lower calves. You need to go to more pierogi festivals.

Update: FOR FUCKS SAKE! Can't whoever's in charge of the scheduling over there get their heads out of their ass?

Goes to the emergency room for hangnails.

If you're wearing a babushka, I seriously doubt you're wearing a party frock. More likely you're wearing something designed by an upholsterer.

Is that one friend that you just can't take anywhere.

Recreated the famous Cool Hand Luke scene but substituted Reese's eggs

J. Edgar Hoover wished his legs looked so good.

Had brewskis with Boesky and cookies with Milken.

Is taking cliffs notes of every post in this thread, just to finally come up with the perfect zinger.

will neither confirm nor deny that he apprenticed under bansky.

E. J. Hoover in drag.

I guess seed oils are the new bogeyman in western dieting trends. Never mind that they're used frequently in Japan, a country that has a high life expectancy and a much much lower obesity rate. I'm just gonna ignore those health trends. I'll eat carbs. I'll use seed oils. And of course, I'll use MSG. Take your grass fed beef liver supplement bullshit and shove it up your ass.

His current place of residence is a medium security prison in Shelton, Washington.

Why is Vegeta always reluctant to put on the potara earrings? He’s the dominant personality in Vegito and he gets mad powerful AND taller (not that he’s ever minded being a short king). What gives?

Can name every single past member of the SNL cast from youngest to oldest, and in alphabetical order.

It was taco bell...kinda forgot i ate anything last night. Now I'm kinda hungry but just ate a cookie...its storming and i don't feel like cooking... I'll wait until the punchkin munchkin gets up and says she's hungry

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Ikr

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Well, I'm going to have to die to answer this, so I'll get back to you in three years, six months, four weeks, and two days. Probably around 3 in the morning. Sorry for the delay.

Your mom.