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I guess corn dogs again. That’s pretty much my only option until I can get some food in this house.

Brinner

Fried chicken breasts, white rice and spinach

broke his hand when he tried to open up a can of spinach by punching the can from the bottom with his fist because he saw Popeye do it in a cartoon.

Goes to bed every night with a pacifier on his nightstand, but never uses it.

Wakes up every morning shouting... "WHERE THE HELL IS BIGGLES?!"

Got mad at fast food places because there’s never ham on his hamburgers.

So anyone else notice what [as] has been doing on their YouTube channel lately? They've been having "live streams" every day now from 5pm-7pm EST and so far all they've been airing have been episodes of Metalocalypse, Mr. Pickles, Squidbillies, and Xavier Renegade Angel. I wonder if they plan on expanding the roster of shows and maybe the hours to potentially create a sort of [as] classics marathon live stream or something to that effect.

Will only eat hamburger buns with the crust side down.

Got the pixel remasters of FF4 and 6, so that brings them to, uh...I'll just write these out. FF4: SNES, PS1, GBA, DS, PSP, Steam FF6: SNES, PS1, GBA, Steam Do I have to keep buying new versions of these two games? Yes.

Pizza could somehow become sentient and say “fuck Trump” and billions of Billy Bobs everywhere would pretend only the balkans ever ate fucking pizza.

claims to be the instrument in the demise of del taco.

I don't know what's better about Mega Man 2 on the NES, the gameplay, or the soundtrack. Both top notch.

FUCKING SNOW! 😡

I canceled Disney+ months ago because I never watched it. These motherfuckers are still emailing me at least once a week, just begging me to come back with the allure of reduced prices. I find this more hilarious than irritating.