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Mallorie: Niko, I heard that Michelle was a cop or a fed or something, is it true? Niko: I don't know what she is, but she was lying to us all along and now I'm paying for it.

Niko: I guess I have met some interesting people. Roman: Please tell me you are talking about twins and bleached blond hair and D-cup titties. You're a wile man, NB. Niko: I'm afraid I haven't meet these women of your dreams, Roman. No, I referring to a Deputy Police Commissioner called Francis McReary, an Irish hood called Packie, an African American drug dealer who calls himself Playboy X, some outlaw bike guy named Johnny, and a doctor who buys dead bodies so he can sell the organs. If you're losing money at the tables you might be able to sell some body parts to him for a quick buck. Roman: How much does a kidney go for nowadays?

This time, once they add the sewer water, they might not be. Although RFKJ swam in some, and other than getting dumber, he didn’t die.

Little Jacob: Wha'gwan me brother, it's me, Jacob. Yo, you wan' get some food? Niko: Shit, Jacob, I'm sorry. I'm already hanging out with two friends. I've kind of got my hands full looking after them.

- Have a Heart. • 2008 Manny & Jay are stiff in the trunk, and await the illegal organ doctor outside Zhou Ming’s nightclub.

Niko: ...Well, he said he was going to bust a dealer...

Elizabeta: What is this Manny? For fuck's sake. Manny: The streets have spoken. Now leave my people ALONE!

Wrestling is so bad these days I'm really starting to miss 2010's WWE. It was shit but it was interesting enough to make fun of it. Hell I'd rather watch Aces and Eights and the Immortal era of TNA than watch AEW. Their brand of fuckery was more entertaining than the fuckery that is AEW. I used wrestling back then was awful and make no mistake about it because it sure as hell was but looking at wrestling today it kinda puts things in perspective. I'd rather watch the bullshit of last decade than watch the bullshit of this decade.

“It’s the streets, man! Now, word up, bitch, you betta stop slinging that shit on my streets, yo! We don't want it anymore! Hey, yo!” - Manny Escuela

“Being tough in a man’s world... guess I wasn’t so tough, huh?” - Elizabeta Torres

This demands some more in depth research.

I mean Trump told them to drink bleach during Covid, and they're still alive

... • 2008 Timid girlfriend was tedious IAA case worker. If Niko wanted pussy anytime soon, he’d have to either grab a hooker or go on Love Meet.

I got fiber through metronet a few months ago They're now owned by T-mobile I get a gig up and down for $70 a month (no data cap) No clue how many ports are on the router atm, I'll go count next time I'm in the living room. I'm running a 70ish foot Cat-5 cable through a hole and then a room, and then the hall (tucked between the carpet and the trim) then around my room to a switch that has multiple ports on it so my xbox and computer can be hard wired in. This is my speed test

Michelle: Hey, you know, you could have gone down too, if you weren't so useful. Niko: You fucking bitch.

“You see, Niko, I have been working for the government. I'm afraid it's my job to watch you.” - Michelle/Karen

“Jacob, what are you talking about? You know, I think you’re smoking too much.” - Niko Bellic

- The Snow Storm (cont...) • 2008 Niko Bellic escapes the old hospital now swarming with N.O.O.S.E agents.