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Turned the tomato hunt into an impossible quest by replacing the tomato with a spray painted handball and asked Mr Hoonie to bite in to make sure it really was the juiciest.

Is today National Annoy The_annoying_one Day or something? What the fuck?

Sent Mr. Hoonie on a mission to find the absolute juiciest tomato in New Zealand.

Has sold Mr. Hoonie homes on all six continents, at an average price of $1,000,000 over list.

As someone who's never dated I couldn't even imagine using an app for it, but my brother met his wife that way so obviously it works for some people.

One every good millennial has memorized:

Went to Mr Hoonie's house in Montreal and left a brown paper bag of flaming dog turds on his porch.

Plus, I guess it's kinda difficult for a pirate ship to sail in a direction the winds don't blow you!

Almost symbolic of the United States as well these days. Let's spend our 250th anniversary of independence nearly starting WW3, yay! 🫩

Goes to Canada for lunch every second Thursday of the month.

is the one that told 47 that greenland was up for grabs.

Had his friend’s dad blare an airhorn during a movie screening so some guy with popcorn would tumble down the steps.

Likes to sneak into movies early and hide Whoopee Cushions under all the seats.

Accidentally stepped on his foot and he went RAAHHHH and shoulder bashed me into a pile of leaves.