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Wow one fanfiction author guessed something right about Vox.

Asked a Cheetah Lounge dancer to bake him a coconut custard cream pie with whipped cream.

Asked the dancer at the Cheetah Lounge to rub baby oil on his head and sing him a lullaby.

Makes Mr. Hoonie dress up as Betty Boop and has him call him Grampy.

Throws tomatoes at the strippers he doesn’t like.

Broke up with a woman because he found out that she was a GoBots fan and TAO is a hardcore Transformers fan.

Likes to call people on the phone and just breathe heavily.

Has a YouTube channel where he critiques the acting in porno films.

Follows me into the strip club to start a food fight.

Watches Pornhub for the stories.

Goes to the strip club just for the food.

The Cheetah Lounge tried charging him a twenty dollar admission fee and he said “oop.. you better shuck on my giblets.”

leftover tap....i cant wait. the quesadilla thing was pretty good, and now i got a whole special to kill, which is 2 meals at least...usually 3

Plays Hopscotch with Mr. Hoonie every Saturday afternoon.

Taught ghostrek how to do the Martian Hop.

Claims he can make 7 minute frosting in 7 seconds.

Welcome to the wonderful world of shit team fandom

Eats his peas one at a time.

Kingdom Hearts my guilty pleasure game 😆

I love my car and love driving, but I also hate that that I'm forced to drive everywhere in the hellscape of suburbia. I wish this country actually built walkable connected places so that I could drive because I want to.

Has Ghostrek feed him grapes one at time.

Homer should’ve fucked Lurleen.

I'm having spaghetti, fish sticks and 4 cheese texas toast tonight.

Likes to take an Uber from his house to Antarctica and when the Uber says “ok that’ll be 27 thousand dollars” he’ll go WAAAAAAILLLLLLLLLLL