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Was the real life inspiration for The A-Team's Howling Mad Murdock character.

Dude, I won't beat ninja gaiden because I'm waiting for a day I'm particularly bored....like i saved it right outside the boss door and went full Beetlejuice

If a business is just adamant that they’re not gonna answer their phones at all, they should at least give people a way to contact them online. Just sayin’.

OK, so maybe these don't belong because they're radio ads, but if you've ever encountered fire ants...

Used to be a movie critic, but mysteriously vanished from the profession after going through something with Matthew McConaughey known to this day only as “The Incident”.

Eh, the new shows definitely help, but it doesn't change the more existential problem of the cable networks being ejected from WBD.

claims to be a food critic to try and score a free meal. usually ends up having to dine n dash.

Tao has kept his secret identity as Peter Griffin private to everyone except Doom.

Threw a surprise birthday party for a friend, but charged the guest of honor admission.

Once wrote a letter to Seth McFarlane, which simply said,

Throws his hands in the air and yells “Oh, the humanity!” whenever ghosty obliterates the English language.

Hooks up an airhorn to a ring camera near a long staircase to record it sounding off so he can watch random people tumble down the stairs.

Likes to climb long staircases and leave behind one single hockey puck on each step.

Always feeds his venus flytrap scooby snacks.

Tried to rescue Mr Hoonie from Scoob and Kuds; ended up in Fargo out in a field in his underwear with a Hefty trash bag (the ransom was specific) full of Monopoly $100s.

Everyone knows you don’t crack on the Jets until you’re holding the Lombardi. Dude was asking to lose.

Told Mr. Hoonie that if he ever wanted to see his family again, he had to do jumping jacks for six hours straight.

Gave false information to an anonymous tip line, then kidnapped Mr. Hoonie.

Jujutsu Kaisen S3 1-2.

The last few days leading up to payday are always the longest and most stressful days.

Informed the warden at the Leavenworth Federal Prison that Mr. Hoonie was making plans to escape.