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Watches Disco turn into an angry talking werewolf puppet when he doesn’t put the marshmallows in the coffee.

Refuses to go to the bank if he’s not wearing his lucky cape.

Well, I already told you.

Also got Ghostrek in trouble after daring him to to put polka dotted boxer shorts on Michelangelo's David statue,

HEY. Leave the politics in General Noise where they fucking belong.

caused the great 'cat in the hat' incident at the macy's day parade, some time ago.

Likes to yell “HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!” as he repeatedly punches Mr. Hoonie in the head.

cried when he learned about the demise of the california raisins.

Was playing this as he was about to deck someone in the head.

Was playing this song when he lost his virginity

He brought Jeff Dunham over to the Cheetah Lounge with Kudasai, but the Cheetah Lounge security had no choice but to confiscate the Jeff Dunham puppets.

His passport photo is Pedro Pascal.

His driver's license photo is a picture of himself dressed up as Mary Poppins at last year's Halloween party.

Brought an airhorn to the Jef Dunham show and had some guy tumble down the steps in front of Jeff Dunham.

claims to have learned sign language from an andrew dice clay 2 hour comedy special.

Taught sign language by showing a Comedy Central Dane Cook special from 18 years ago.

Met Dane Cook at a Starbucks, politely called him a useless hack, then calmly left.

he claims, this one time, at a henry rollins book reading, he decided to let him know his acting was barely, mediocre...at best.