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Cooking some chicken thighs in the air fryer with som mashed potatoes and peas and carrots.

I just don't want to be on the phone today, I know that I have some important business I have to take care of but hey email was an option so I'll go with that instead.

If you're talking to someone mid-piss, does that qualify as being a livestreamer?

I need silence when taking care of business.

I think I get some credit for not actually posting said cartoon porn. I mean, i could, but I really care about all of you. Heck, if any of you decided to start chatting me up while on the shitter, I'd turn off the porn and actually talk back. That's how much I care.

I hate this competition you’re having with [classic swim]. Not like hate hate, but amusing hate. Like I hate it but don’t yous stop.

But he was already cumming when he had it.....

He had it coming

OH NO! Poor Mr. Hoonie!

Why you all hating on bathroom chatter? All that talking gives you a great excuse to sit back and enjoy the drama instead of going back to your desk an doom scrolling. Also, sometimes I watch hentai with the sound off so I can imaging the chatter coming from the otherwise occupied mouth of an outrageously well endowed cartoon girl.

I kill anyone talking to me through a bathroom door. That’s why I’m in the position I’m in. It’s hard to get apartments when you’re on the run.

Have no fear, we've got stories for years!

Don't even get me started on the assholes who piss all over the seat and don't clean it up.

crowded bathroom. waiting for stall. open door, and the odor of a thousand tainted taints come oozing through the mist. i come prepared, with 'poop spray' always and forever. if i know i'm out shopping for a bit, there's always 'i have to be bitch' in me, that always has to pee. woman are of the funkiest, nastiest animals on the planet. some women's bathroom, are war zones.

I would have opened the poop gates loudly. Granted, I wouldn't be able to leave until the end of the business day, lest I be found out... but worth it.

yo I'm just minding my business in a stall and then two guys walk in mid-conversation and kept it going throughout their entire shared peeing experience I learned that one guy is listening to Dune via audio book and the other guy has a new gf that he met via bumble and they're official as of two weeks ago, on and on all while everyone's doing their business the weirdest part was they didn't just use the two urinals together given they were cool just chatting anyways, one of the guys used the other stall so they each had to talk just a little bit louder

The latter and what a disaster it was considered.

I always thought Frankie was hot. I think it's the hair style. Fuck, you took my reply.

*Soylent

There was already a Rick and Morty spinoff??? Or are you referring to R&M the anime?

Love you, Serge.

As a Wisconsinite, I love this short.