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Let’s just hope it goes better than the last Rick and Morty spinoff.

Owns and operates a nonprofit, their sole mission being sending air conditioners to the good people of Fairbanks, Alaska every January.

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Goes around in Covington, Georgia with a leaf blower blowing the hats off of police officers.

His best friend’s uncle’s dog ran out of the house and he said gawdamnitt! exactly in Seth Green’s voice at 8:43 in the evening.

Knows exactly what happened to Mr. Hoonie. In related news, when asked about the secret ingredient in his homemade beef stew, Kudz goes absolutely silent.

Bought a pair last week in Mr. Hoonie's size who hasn't been seen in days ever since she visited him in Montreal.

currently profiting from a line of cement shoes he crafted a few years back.

Don’t take it from me because I’m a classless idiot, but maybe don’t have your big topical humor break be “Madea from the Madea movies NOT featured in the Epstein Files.” Wow. Yeah. Retarded pop culture thing that has nothing to do with babies being raped and eaten.

Tales a bath in scuba gear

Got Kudasai a job as a male dancer over at the Cheetah Lounge.

Has a background role in Scream 7 as “Person In Chicken Suit”.

Killed in his small role in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

Pita chips with hummus and tzatziki, tortilla chips with guacamole, and a banana. It's like a sample course of appetizers

Pistachio flavored anything is so overrated right now, especially Dubai chocolate. Stupid ass tik tok bullshit.

That amazing feeling when something you thought was your fault turns out to be someone else’s entirely.

Was the real life inspiration for Police Academy's Zed McGlunk character.

what am I thinking about right now?

pistachio is a very underrated flavor of ice cream/pudding.

I think I found the perfect diet food: an egg salad made with guacamole on a 7 grain bread. High in fiber and protein. It satisfied my hunger for hours like nothing else ever has.

Drinks tastes better through a straw

Hey Ho is a great song and I don't care it's the most stereotypical cringe millennial song ever.