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I’m grateful I finally got paid today. I’m not grateful for a single thing else today.

No because whip cream is an absolute abomination.

Pretty pissed my new credit card doesnt come until Tuesday. You bastards did that on purpose. I'm still purchasing the things I needed to get, but I suppose with less of a deal on Tueday than the rest of the weekend. 🙄

Pumpkin pie is gross. Pumpkin everything is gross. YOU SHALL NOT CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE.

It's making me think of Alfred Hitchcock's famous silhouette.

pecan or peach cobbler. all this other making pies outta just whatever is in the kitchen shit has to stop. but the cool thing is, i usually get the pecan pie and cobbler mostly to myself. except yesterday...I dont know who grandchild that was but I kinda wanted to fight him. How you just gonna take the whole pie off the table...but the cobbler was uncut, so I just took most of it instead. if his ass over there on Christmas, he catching this fade

i have a special spice blend for just that i use it in my yams as well. i whip those up with heavy cream and add the marshmallow. i'm not a fan of the yams, but my FiL loves them and my daughter is back from WA and she loves them tl:dr good n plenty

The state of New Jersey is shaped like an ugly fuck.

thanksgiving dinner was a roast beef sandwich from a gas station

- Bad Cop Drop. • 2008 John & Jim make a lesson out of bad seeds from LCPD monitoring the biker gangs. The FIB got caught in the crossfire, as they were investigating the two officers.

Johnny: You stole his donuts and spilled his coffee! Real mature, man! Jim: We don't want to piss 'em off too much. Not yet, at least. Johnny: Maybe you should have stolen his lunch money!

Mallorie: Hey Niko, you tired of Manny yet? Niko: I was tired of him as soon as I saw him.

- Street Sweeper. • 2008 Niko: Manny, I got rid of your street problem, now help me out with my financial one. Manny: Money's what makes these streets sing, man. I'll call you when I got more work. Stay safe. Stay real.

“Shit man, I'm the voice of the streets, man. Yo, if I'm gonna make some money, that's the way shit's gonna be.” - Manny

Niko: YOU. Off.

“All I can say is I hope you'll continue to make the community a better place.” - Francis McReary

- Liberty City Choppers. • 2008 Klebitz & Fitzgerald take bikes from the Angels of Death. An import job to help them reminisce their stickups as kids.

Johnny: So, if Billy asked you to do something that meant you wouldn't be able to look after them for some time, or maybe not ever... Jim: Yeah Johnny, I take your point. I'd have to think long and hard. But I think long and hard about what I'm gonna order at Burger Shot as well. I guess I'm the thinking type of maniac.