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Goes to Hooters and complains about the lack of owls.

He asked Katt how was the book fair and she replied “It was a hoot!”

Not even a combination of earplugs and noise canceling headphones are enough to block out the bullshit I’m enduring today.

Phone battery constantly eating shit and I’m just over it. Was like that before the cold. Takes like an hour to get to 100 or even 80%, uncharge it and the motherfucker depletes itself to death in 20 minutes tops.

See, this goofy ass shit is why we're a joke. Calm down, we punched down on this one. No, I'm never happy

I don't think I'm ever gonna order Popeyes chicken again. Pretty disappointing and expensive. The sandwich is still fire though.

Was playing this song when he lost his virginity

Saves his toenail clippings to throw at people who piss him off.

Bret Hart’s hot takes are still funny as hell. It’s clear while he has legitimate grievances, he dials them up to 11 for the crowd.

I’d pay a woman to stick her face in Gemini’s beefy fucking armpits that smell like Hardee’s ketchup.

5:30 AM migraines can suck my fucking ass.

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Its a 3 day work week. Wahooo.

Also put Mr Hoonie on the "do not ever rent to" blacklist.

Johnny: You’ve lost your fuckin’ mind...

“Okay boys, the time for pussy licking and ass kissing is over. We are brothers for life. Lost forever. In these perilous times, it's more important than ever that you follow your leader.” - Billy Grey

Billy: I think he was a Serb, Brian. Brian: Fuckin’ Slav scumbag all the fucking sa- Billy: Shut the fuck up!

Billy Grey: Brothers, I just got word that Jason’s been killed up in Broker. He was bangin’ some Russian broad and her heavy duty father didn’t much like it— Brian: He hired a fuckin’ polack to do it.