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Yep the brain cell is gone.

Stole eggs from an ostrich.

Brucie: How was your date, bro? Niko: Not so good. I don't think we'll be seeing each other again.

French Tom: Do you know Gay Tony? Runs Hercules and Maisonette 9. I'll tell you a secret, he pretends to have the dollars but he's broke as hell - the loser. If there's one thing that I hate more than fat people and cripples, it is poor guys. Niko: Is that why you borrow money that you can't pay back?

- Out of The Closet (cont...) • 2008 You never know who’s going to turn up with you’ve met someone online.

SweetBellic - 30 LOC: Liberty City JOB: Sugar Daddy SEXUALITY: Gay BUILD: Athletic ABOUT ME: I am a vulnerable guy who needs to be held in big strong arms. I am a man in need of looking after. I want to be told that I am the only guy in the world. I’ve got a shit load of cash and want to spend it on the first guy I meet. Hey man, I’ve got so much lettuce I could open a salad bar. It’s all you can eat when you’re rolling with me. That’s how I roll. LIKES: Needs to have big arms. Defined delts, lats, and triceps a must! Money. Dollar bills, baby. All that shit. Men who let me pay the check. Bling. Bodies. Hell yeah! Don’t mind people who use bull shark testosterone as long as they don’t have funny balls. DISLIKES: Weird balls. People who take money and go into hiding and think they ain’t ever going to be found (joke). Hot women, titties, all that straight shit. America’s Next Top Hooker - if they did that show with rent boys maybe I’d watch it.

- Out of The Closet. • 2008 Brucie hatches up a scheme to get debt repaid by going after Rivas’ cousin, French Tom.

Roman: Niko, you wanna go on a date? Niko: Eh...ok. Who is she. Roman: That’s the thing, it’s a guy. Niko: Fuck you.

... • 2008 Diablos have long since reinvented themselves as Spanish Lords. The reason being that an increasing number of members are fresh blood from Puerto Rico. OGs before were from Mexico and San Andreas. Diablo modded gangcars also became too flashy and obvious for LCPD to identify.

Dimitri: Niko Bellic, we did not find your body with the others in the warehouse. Mr. Bulgarin and I were very disappointed. Niko: I was loyal to you, Dimitri. Why did you turn on me? Dimitri: You think I could survive in a cesspit of a city like this by aligning myself with a bottom feeder like you? You, who has so many enemies? You robbed Bulgarin, you killed Mikhail. You know no more of loyalty than I do. Niko: You know why I killed Faustin. It was not my choice. Dimitri: I will find you, Niko. I have burnt you and your cousin out of Hove Beach. I will smoke you out of any other hiding place you have in this city. See you soon, Niko.

Bohan • 2008 The birthplace of rap and hip-hop. Notorious for higher crime rates, gang violence and drug trafficking over the other boroughs.

Roman: So... I guess we start again.

Roman: I was bored of Broker anyway! I'm glad you turned up and made some Russian killers burn down my home and business! Oh yeah, thanks Niko! Thanks a bunch! Is that better? Niko: MUCH!!!

Niko: Fifteen minutes ago you were cowering in fear because you didn't know what was going to happen. Now, you know everything is shit and we are going to be killed, and you're all cheerful.

- Roman’s Sorrow. • 2008 The Bellic cousins find the cab depot along with their apartment in flames from Rascalov’s men hunting them. Mallorie has a place in Bohan where the two relocate.

Niko: Hey thanks for your help, Jacob. Little Jacob: One love, me breda.

Niko: I didn't know that Mr. Bulgarin was here in Liberty City. If I could have killed them all then and there... Jacob: Just chill Niko man, one at a time. Wan wan coco full baskit, seen?

Niko: I’ll rip your fucking heart out!

- Russian Revolution (cont...) • 2008 Niko Bellic & Little Jacob mow down a warehouse full of members from Bulgarin’s Russian syndicate. Dimitri and Ray both flee as bodies begin to pile up.

Niko: We were busted a mile off the coast. I had to swim for my life. I don't know what happened. I nearly drowned. Bulgarin: My heart is bleeding. Niko: I did my best! I didn’t fuck up! Bulgarin: удалить его!