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... • 2008 Bernie’s gift to Niko for not killing him and being such a loyal friend; The Deputy Mayor’s Infernus. - - - - Niko: Thank you, Bryce Dawkins. I hope the cash for this didn’t come out of city funds.

- Going Deep. • 2008 Luis & Bulgarin ambush corrupt N.O.O.S.E agents at the Topaz Street parking garage. Bulgarin’s failing at persuading Luis to give up on Tony.

“If the money tells you to cut your fucking legs off, you will do it. Because the money is better than a fucking leg. The money is making the plans. That's the American way.” - Ray Bulgarin

Bulgarin: We met at your club. I am Ray Bulgarin. Luis: Oh yeah. You’re the Russian who was asking about coke, hookers and corpses. Yeah, sorry we couldn’t accommodate.

- Buoys Ahoy. • 2008 Niko & Bernie have some fun.

Bernie: Honey... you... are stressed.

“I'm working for the Mafia. The police, and a government agency are both on my case. I kill and steal, to scrap together a living so that my cousin can fritter it away online and pay off debts. And all the while? People are trying to kill us! What is FUN?” - Niko Bellic

Brucie: YO YO YOOOOO! NIKOOOO! It’s Brucie, baby! How ‘bout we go see some naked bitches?

- No. 3. • 2008 Luis, Mori & Brucie race high-end cars around Algonquin with added cop interference.

Mori: Ah, B, shit, before I forget, there's this email that I got that I thought you'd be interested in. Brucie: Oh yeah? What's that? Mori: Well, you see, it's this doctor, he's a fucking genius. Yeah, he says he's made this pill that is gonna sort out that penis problem you got!

“Oh screw you Mori, why you gotta be such a C’YACKK?” - Brucie Kibbutz

Niko Bellic: YOU EVER SEE ANNA AGAIN... you're going to be breathing through a tube for the rest of your life! Slimeball!

Ilyena Faustin: Niko, thank you, but please! No more killing!

Niko: I was sorry to hear about your husband. Ilyena: Were you? Unlike that treacherous rat Dimitri. Niko: He and I are not friends.

Niko: Stop blackmailing my friends, Dimitri. You do not want to anger me more. Dimitri: Persuade them to give up the contracts. We can work together. I will cut you in Niko. Let's be friends. Niko: I made the mistake of working with you before. It's not one I'll repeat. Goodbye.

- Union Drive. • 2008 Niko stops Rascalov’s men from going public about Bernie Crane’s same-sex relationship with Deputy Mayor Bryce Dawkins.

Blackmailer: Dimitri Rascalov only asks once. Your lover's career is over. Niko: Fucking Dimitri.

... • 2008 Niko took down Eddie Low in a simple act of self defense. Liberty City finally found their serial killer. All everyone including Detective Jon Atkinson could think about was the screenplay potential.

“You know what, handsome, I've got a hunger tonight that can't be sated. Come here!“ - Eddie Low