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Jesus. Him too? What are the odds?

Yeah, it’s Stewie trying to show Rick and Morty who did it first.

Is currently writing a short story where every character is named Seymour Butts.

Sidebar about Bebop, there’s this new Samuel Jackson Adidas ad that plays 'Tank!' It was weird and didn’t make me want to buy shoes.

Goes by the name Art Vandelay on his POF profile.

now for an upper

Watched Survivor 50.

Called 911 to tell Chuck Norris jokes.

Holds the world record for eating 27 Granny Smith apples in under a minute.

began counting the bits of sand at ft. lauderdale in 2018. he's made it 2 inches from start point and really coming along.

Once had a threesome with two women who were dressed up as Wilma Flinstone and Betty Rubble

I'm two episodes in and yeah, they're absolutely fucking nailing it.

White women on TV that I wanna dick down. 1. Kate Snow in that silk clothing 2. Ray Romano’s wife from Everybody Loves Raymond 3. Two chicks doing a booty bump on a Family Feud episode I’ll never see again 4. Humana spokeslady who’s like 50

Holy shit, over a year? Well, time for more Roosevelt…

It was 85 here today. In. WINTER.

Insists on always unlocking his car with a coat hanger, just to prove he can.