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- Farewell ‘Chunky’ Lee Chong. • 2001 Liberty City Triads have been pushing SPANK for the cartel. Lee Chong made a big mistake selling this shit at the noodle stand.

- Mike Lips Last Lunch. • 2001 Once a respected name back in the 80s has since been this pygmy thing in St. Mark’s. Lips Forelli is greeted with a car bomb at Marco’s Bistro.

- The Fuzz Ball. • 2001 Liberty City cops want a few promiscuous gals in attendance at the Policeman’s ball.

- Pump-Action Pimp. • 2001 Diablo pimp pays his dues for hustling on Goterelli’s corner.

The Crook - The Thieves - The Wife - Her Lover. • 2001 Bank manager, hired cat burglars, even his own spouse; Marty Chonks makes mince meat out of all who disrupt his money flow. What the proprietor of the Bitch’n’ Dog Food Factory couldn’t account for... was the guy cuckolding him.

- Drive For Misty. • 2001 Golden son Joey Leone wants to get his rocks off over at the auto shop. Claude gives Misty another lift, leading to better opportunities.

Alright JD cruise control, calm down

All you gotta do is find way to retro fit all his old posts from the ASMB into his post count I think that was one of his demands or something back in the day I'm gonna be honest, I just remember he looked like serj from SOAD