Celebrating the new year like old people.

[crackymckrackin]

Asleep by 10 pm on new years eve.

*high fives*

Those assholes better not be setting of fireworks. 😡

[The_annoying_one]

Shit, it’s not even 8 PM here, and I’m seriously considering shutting everything down. I already know it’s gonna be a loud night, though.

[André Toulon]

I'm on my way to sleep rn.

I have no interest in a new year. I dont add validity to my own birthday...wtf is a new year.

[Insipid]

I'm glad I no longer work overnight. One year, I had my hand in a deep fryer cleaning it of crud when the new year came. How miserable, but at least it was a double wage shift.

[Jman]

I’m having a nice dinner and watching football.  No parties.  Don’t feel like paying for one.

[-Kudasai-]

The only reason why I'm staying up is because TMNT comes on every night at midnight.

[katt_goddess]

I'm heading to bed right now and if the idiot neighbor has another party where his drunk ass friends stand around in the hallway in the middle of the night being loud and trying to get into my apartment again like they did last week, I'm going to ring in the new year by ringing their bells. 

[UwPp]

I'm at my ex boyfriends house who were just platonic now. 

He has new puppies. I had to love on them. 

The most partying ive done today is drink coffee, take an extra Addy, and smoke some weed. 

Wooooooo. 

 

[SwimOdin]

 We did have plans with our in-laws, but they flaked so now yeah, I'm in bed on my laptop as my wife snores next to me, and the dog is shivering between us because of the explosions.

[Insipid]

19 minutes ago, SwimOdin said:

  the explosions.

💩 BAR HAR HAR

[discolé monade]

old people. 

fuckallyall

I"M UP...

by complete mistake. i should have been in bed hours ago. but that pesky pinot g. 

haven't seen them in a little while...so we stayed up...watched the stars. 

then i watched a movie. something with markie mark balding and a plane, and the nerdy guy that got hot donna. 

anyway....eating neccos. *yup...sheeeerrrr am kuds*

happy new year LOL

just get your shit done and don't plan it for some next year bs. do it now. 

ok. love you. 

good night. sleep tight. 

 

[mthor]

Babies.

Granted, the only reason I'm still up is a Twilight Zone marathon.

[André Toulon]

actually got up to take my old man meds and saw a notification from the work portal.... These mfers tryna play me....The message was stamped at 7:47.... But fuck it, its 11:21 and I'm bout to let y'all know who you playing with.

Didn't expect a response because it was so late....but oh yeah, its fkn NYE...Yeah y'all bitches up.  So instantly, responses start pouring in.  By 12:14, they remembered my fkn name.

Laid the boo down, brought in the NY  kicking ass. I'm in a great mood

 

[UwPp]

I went to bed at 4 am. 

How am I awake by 830?

Oh yeah because my crackheaded best friend was out like a light by 11 and got good sleep because her kids went to their aunts house and she got the bed to herself. 

But scare me awake because she called me and her ringtone is "Your best friend is calling. What does she want?! What does she want?!"

 

Anyways,

It's 2026 guys!

[The_annoying_one]

It’s not even 10 AM, I barely slept at all last night and people already won’t stop texting me.

Happy New Year? Eh…nah…

[-Kudasai-]

 

[Top Gun]

Y'all are old.