discolé monade Posted January 22 Author Share Posted January 22 auditioned for announcer of a hot dog contest back in 2005, was turned down for international reasons. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 Fought Chuck Norris in his prime….and won. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazing Puck Posted January 22 Share Posted January 22 Has a phobia of ink pens 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 Was told that in complete confidence. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 Gets jealous of his dog when it drinks out of the toilet, as he wishes he could do the same without any social consequences. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 Picks the marshmallows out of Lucky Charms, throws them away, and eats the cereal. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 Absolutely can believe it's not butter 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 Found Carmen San Diego in a Where’s Waldo book. 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted January 23 Author Share Posted January 23 was a roadie for the show 'road rules'. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 Is the reason some menus spell it "catsup" 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 Goes to Walmart and sells bootleg CDs in the parking lot every Friday. 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 Has bought bootleg CDs from a Walmart parking lot 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted January 23 Author Share Posted January 23 once did a science fair project called 'how many hairs are down there?' 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 Likes big butts and can lie. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted January 23 Author Share Posted January 23 once did a one person show at the alamo ,about the alamo. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 Was the one person in the crowd at that show. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted January 23 Author Share Posted January 23 once tried to open a milk bar, so that when he dressed like alex delarge, no one would be the wiser. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazing Puck Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 Some people collect stamps, she collects crockpots 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted January 23 Author Share Posted January 23 apparently sneaks around the country, looking through peoples cookware. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 Knows what’s up. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazing Puck Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 Shovels snow with a spoon 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 Eats cereal with Red Bull instead of milk. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted January 23 Author Share Posted January 23 will sometimes go downtown, to make balloon animals. doesn't know what a balloon animal is and has no clue how to make them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 Stole all the balloons and replaced them with condoms. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 Supplied the condoms for me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted January 23 Share Posted January 23 Broke a lot of condoms. Got hand pregnant. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted January 24 Author Share Posted January 24 let's strange birds make sweet, sweet, love to his hair, without condoms. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 Went to Milwaukee with Rashida Jones in 2011. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 Always has a packet of ketchup with them when they go out to eat 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 Brings own melted butter to the movie theater. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 Secretly a goat. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 The hottest guy on the internet. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 Is actually the bird in their icon 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
naraku360 Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 Ate my shorts. 😡 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 Goes around pantsless because seight ate his only pair of shorts and he just never bothered to buy any more. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted January 24 Author Share Posted January 24 is just happy to be here. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 Is the secret UEMB recruiter. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazing Puck Posted January 24 Share Posted January 24 Is the reigning duck duck goose champion 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Microwaves salad 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Uses ketchup in place of salad dressing. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Eats pizza with a fork 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazing Puck Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Used to live at nudist camp 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Invented the Konami Code. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Wrote Blur's Song 2 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted January 25 Author Share Posted January 25 (edited) you are the gordon, that wrote a message to the violent femmes. Edited January 25 by discolé monade this one might be a stretch. XD 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted January 26 Author Share Posted January 26 isn't entirely sure why her jokes aren't landing. tough crowd...tough crown. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazing Puck Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 Likes to sing karoke but only sings public domain songs 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 Wrote the “Scaramouche” line of “Bohemian Rhapsody”. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted January 26 Author Share Posted January 26 tells people he invented the 'flesh-light'. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blazing Puck Posted January 26 Share Posted January 26 Used to be in a Josie and the Pussycats cover band 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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