discolé monade Posted January 22 Author Posted January 22 auditioned for announcer of a hot dog contest back in 2005, was turned down for international reasons. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 22 Posted January 22 Fought Chuck Norris in his prime….and won. 1 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 23 Posted January 23 Gets jealous of his dog when it drinks out of the toilet, as he wishes he could do the same without any social consequences. 3 Quote
mthor Posted January 23 Posted January 23 Picks the marshmallows out of Lucky Charms, throws them away, and eats the cereal. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 23 Posted January 23 Found Carmen San Diego in a Where’s Waldo book. 5 Quote
discolé monade Posted January 23 Author Posted January 23 was a roadie for the show 'road rules'. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 23 Posted January 23 Goes to Walmart and sells bootleg CDs in the parking lot every Friday. 1 2 Quote
Seight Posted January 23 Posted January 23 Has bought bootleg CDs from a Walmart parking lot 1 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted January 23 Author Posted January 23 once did a science fair project called 'how many hairs are down there?' 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted January 23 Author Posted January 23 once did a one person show at the alamo ,about the alamo. 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 23 Posted January 23 Was the one person in the crowd at that show. 1 Quote
discolé monade Posted January 23 Author Posted January 23 once tried to open a milk bar, so that when he dressed like alex delarge, no one would be the wiser. 1 Quote
Mode 7 Posted January 23 Posted January 23 Some people collect stamps, she collects crockpots 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted January 23 Author Posted January 23 apparently sneaks around the country, looking through peoples cookware. 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 23 Posted January 23 Eats cereal with Red Bull instead of milk. 2 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted January 23 Author Posted January 23 will sometimes go downtown, to make balloon animals. doesn't know what a balloon animal is and has no clue how to make them. 2 Quote
scoobdog Posted January 23 Posted January 23 Stole all the balloons and replaced them with condoms. 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted January 24 Author Posted January 24 let's strange birds make sweet, sweet, love to his hair, without condoms. 2 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 24 Posted January 24 Went to Milwaukee with Rashida Jones in 2011. 2 Quote
Seight Posted January 24 Posted January 24 Always has a packet of ketchup with them when they go out to eat 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 24 Posted January 24 Brings own melted butter to the movie theater. 3 Quote
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 24 Posted January 24 Goes around pantsless because seight ate his only pair of shorts and he just never bothered to buy any more. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 25 Posted January 25 Uses ketchup in place of salad dressing. 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted January 25 Author Posted January 25 (edited) you are the gordon, that wrote a message to the violent femmes. Edited January 25 by discolé monade this one might be a stretch. XD 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted January 26 Author Posted January 26 isn't entirely sure why her jokes aren't landing. tough crowd...tough crown. 1 Quote
Mode 7 Posted January 26 Posted January 26 Likes to sing karoke but only sings public domain songs 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted January 26 Posted January 26 Wrote the “Scaramouche” line of “Bohemian Rhapsody”. 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted January 26 Author Posted January 26 tells people he invented the 'flesh-light'. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted January 26 Posted January 26 Used to be in a Josie and the Pussycats cover band 3 Quote
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