myth busters: boar3d edition

[Seight]

Has a collection of masks that the bad guys wore in Scooby Doo

[The_annoying_one]

Is the owner and instructor of a wrestling school for seniors.

[Seight]

Knows that wrestling school is named "WWE" HIGH FIVE ME BRO!

[Doom Metal Alchemist]

Has a lifelong dream of one day visiting Japan.

Spoiler

He only wants to go because he wants to get used panties from that one vending machine.

 

[The_annoying_one]

Is a DJ who specializes in overdubbing doom metal music with K-Pop.

[Virtual Satyr]

Has been hired by Fruit of the Loom to erase all evidence of the existence of the cornucopia in its logo.

[mthor]

Should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque. 

[The_annoying_one]

Likes to tell random people, “We’re not in Kansas anymore”.

[Seight]

Will gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today

[discolé monade]

may be crackard. deep plant alt, working for the ATF

 

[André Toulon]

Is inexcusably stupid

[[classic swim]]

Got his nonnie gonnies gobbled up by Dog & Beth. RIP Beth.

[The_annoying_one]

Is banned from the movie theater. We all know why.

[Mode 7]

Sings this song everyday before dinner 

Spoiler

 

 

[Seight]

Is the #1 resource on the internet for all things Tennessee Tuxedo

[The_annoying_one]

Sits in on all board meetings for Chicken Charlie’s, but has never actually worked or eaten there.

[discolé monade]

has spent close to 1,872$ on cartons of eggs. trying to start an 'eggplant' farm. 

it's hard work, and boy does this guy know it. 

[Seight]

Self-taught in the growing of blue raspberries 

[Mode 7]

Was supposed to be Kerwin White's caddy but injured his shoulder playing guitar hero thus Dolph Ziggler got the job.

Edited 16 hours ago by Mode 7

[The_annoying_one]

Was supposed to be in a buddy cop movie with Kevin Hart before The Rock came in and stole the part.

[Virtual Satyr]

Eats avocado ice cream on French toast.

[Mode 7]

Perfected Jon Arbuckle's Avocado and peanut butter stew with French dressing 

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[[classic swim]]

He’s ready to party, he’s ready.

[Mode 7]

Always brings lots of spaghetti 

[The_annoying_one]

Puts exactly one grain of salt on everything he eats.

[Seight]

Won't try anything that doesn't have caramel on/in it